Matt_The_Anime_Man's definitions

Santoryu

1. The swordfighting style Roronoa Zoro from One Piece uses where he carries a sword in each hand and one with his teeth.
2. A sex act where you suck on one dick and jerk two dicks off.

Only if I got to santoryu with those three chicks with huge dicks, I'd be the luckiest man out there.

by Matt_The_Anime_Man December 2, 2023

Disastrophilia

The sexual attraction to something disastrous.

A perfect grindcore band name

Example 1

Erwin: Pedophilia should be referred to as a "disastrophilia."

Example 2

Park Chung-In (born in Seoul, South Korea, 1996 October 6th) formed the band "Disastrophilia" in Tokyo when he was 21 years old.

by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 14, 2021

Pee on one's grave

To humiliate someone

Jim: You'll get fucked up this round of Connect Four.
Bob: Nuh-uh, I can pee on one's grave at this game. I've even humiliated a robot in this game.
Jim: Oh shit... O_O

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020

Crack one's clackers

To strike or kick a man in the nuts with great force

Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020

Loaded

More than full, more than stuffed.

I felt so loaded after eating 5 whole pizzas. I think I'm gaining a couple more pounds...

by Matt_The_Anime_Man May 5, 2020

Humpies

The annoying act that your four-legged cunt does to new guests.

Sadie: Ewwwww, no humpies!!!
Paul: Yeah, he does that with everyone. SARGE! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND! BAD DOG, BAD FUCKING DOG!!!

by Matt_The_Anime_Man October 3, 2020

Cockpoke

(of a cock-bearer) To poke someone using your hard cock

Why would you cockpoke my cheek? You're a weirdo!!

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 23, 2023