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Fuck someone off

A very American way of saying "piss someone off" because fuck makes everything sound American.
I think Roger's trying to fuck someone off!
by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 2, 2021
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Poop snake

A very long turd.
Scenario 1

Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.

Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!

Scenario 2

Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.

Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D
by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 7, 2021
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Disastrophilia

The sexual attraction to something disastrous.

A perfect grindcore band name
Example 1

Erwin: Pedophilia should be referred to as a "disastrophilia."

Example 2

Park Chung-In (born in Seoul, South Korea, 1996 October 6th) formed the band "Disastrophilia" in Tokyo when he was 21 years old.
by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 14, 2021
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Exclamation point

When you're on your period, but it's so much worse.
Britney: Mom! I'm bleeding more than usual! This ain't just any period!
Britney's mom: What could it be, my dear Britney?
Britney: I'm on my "exclamation point!"
Britney's mom: What is that?
Britney: It's a period, but you bleed more and more!
by Matt_The_Anime_Man March 13, 2021
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Puppy kisses

Shuuhei: Ya see here, Cassandra has been giving me all these puppy kisses and wants me to give her belly rubs every time I caress her. I definitely understand that.
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 7, 2021
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littlegot

The opposite of a bigot
If there's such a thing as a bigot, then why doesn't a littlegot?
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 9, 2021
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Cockpoke

(of a cock-bearer) To poke someone using your hard cock
Why would you cockpoke my cheek? You're a weirdo!!
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 23, 2023
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