Matt_The_Anime_Man's definitions

Honey Bear

A girlfriend you just want to snuggle with just to hear her heartbeat, and also the sweetest girlfriend you will ever have.

Davey: Uhhh, honey bear? *stares with such innocence*
Becca: Yes? What is it sweetie?
Davey: Can I hear your heartbeat?
Becca: Yes you can, my sweetie. *kisses him on the forehead*
Davey: Thank you so much! *lays his ear onto her chest to hear her heartbeat*

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020

Gack

A phrase used to express disgust

*Cheryl kissed him*
Simon: Gack! Get your disgusting lips off of me, pig!
Cheryl: Why?
Simon: I found out you hated anime.
Cheryl: You meanie!!! *cries*
Simon: Yeah, get the fuck out and sob all you want!
Cheryl: Cartoon porn addict!!! *continues crying*

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020

littlegot

The opposite of a bigot

If there's such a thing as a bigot, then why doesn't a littlegot?

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 9, 2021

Fuck someone off

A very American way of saying "piss someone off" because fuck makes everything sound American.

I think Roger's trying to fuck someone off!

by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 2, 2021

Pee on one's grave

To humiliate someone

Jim: You'll get fucked up this round of Connect Four.
Bob: Nuh-uh, I can pee on one's grave at this game. I've even humiliated a robot in this game.
Jim: Oh shit... O_O

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020

Humpies

The annoying act that your four-legged cunt does to new guests.

Sadie: Ewwwww, no humpies!!!
Paul: Yeah, he does that with everyone. SARGE! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND! BAD DOG, BAD FUCKING DOG!!!

by Matt_The_Anime_Man October 3, 2020

Santoryu

1. The swordfighting style Roronoa Zoro from One Piece uses where he carries a sword in each hand and one with his teeth.
2. A sex act where you suck on one dick and jerk two dicks off.

Only if I got to santoryu with those three chicks with huge dicks, I'd be the luckiest man out there.

by Matt_The_Anime_Man December 2, 2023