Matt_The_Anime_Man's definitions

Exclamation point

When you're on your period, but it's so much worse.

Britney: Mom! I'm bleeding more than usual! This ain't just any period!
Britney's mom: What could it be, my dear Britney?
Britney: I'm on my "exclamation point!"
Britney's mom: What is that?
Britney: It's a period, but you bleed more and more!

by Matt_The_Anime_Man March 13, 2021

Cockpoke

(of a cock-bearer) To poke someone using your hard cock

Why would you cockpoke my cheek? You're a weirdo!!

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 23, 2023

Fuck someone off

A very American way of saying "piss someone off" because fuck makes everything sound American.

I think Roger's trying to fuck someone off!

by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 2, 2021

Pee on one's grave

To humiliate someone

Jim: You'll get fucked up this round of Connect Four.
Bob: Nuh-uh, I can pee on one's grave at this game. I've even humiliated a robot in this game.
Jim: Oh shit... O_O

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020

littlegot

The opposite of a bigot

If there's such a thing as a bigot, then why doesn't a littlegot?

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 9, 2021

Puppy kisses

Basically licking someone like a dog

Shuuhei: Ya see here, Cassandra has been giving me all these puppy kisses and wants me to give her belly rubs every time I caress her. I definitely understand that.

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 7, 2021

Crack one's clackers

To strike or kick a man in the nuts with great force

Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020