Matt Windle poet's definitions

Deage

/dɪˈeɪdʒ/

1. to reflect and reminisce.

2. to appear to reduce the age of (someone or something).

"Let's deage with one another and talk about old times."

by Matt Windle poet February 21, 2021

Heart of Pyrite

a disingenuous and fake disposition.

Opposite: Heart of Gold.

"I thought that he was a nice guy but he's got a heart of pyrite."

by Matt Windle poet March 14, 2021

Upperhook

/ˈʌpəhʊk/

a punch to the body in boxing, MMA and various other combat sports that combines a hook with an uppercut, resulting in the punch being delivered with a diagonal motion and the arm bent.

"Ricky Hatton broke Castillo's ribs with that upperhook!"

by Matt Windle poet February 20, 2021

Fainé

/ˈfeɪne/

an idle or ineffective person that was born in the 21st century.

"He's so fainé"

by Matt Windle poet March 14, 2021

Pseudofaith

/ˈsju dəʊ:feɪθ/

a person that hides their insecurities by pretending to be confident.

"If you didn't know him you would think that he's very self-assured but its just pseudofaith."

by Matt Windle poet February 21, 2021

Jabble

/ˈjab(ə)l/

talk rapidly and harshly about another person.

"He jabbled about his ex-girlfriend all night."

by Matt Windle poet February 26, 2021

Piddle puddle

/ˈpɪd(ə)lˈpʌd(ə)l/

aka piddle pud.

1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.

2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.

"Daisy the shih Tzu left a piddle puddle on the floor."

by Matt Windle poet March 24, 2021