Matt Windle poet's definitions

Jabble

/ˈjab(ə)l/

talk rapidly and harshly about another person.

"He jabbled about his ex-girlfriend all night."

by Matt Windle poet February 26, 2021

Piddle puddle

/ˈpɪd(ə)lˈpʌd(ə)l/

aka piddle pud.

1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.

2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.

"Daisy the shih Tzu left a piddle puddle on the floor."

by Matt Windle poet March 24, 2021

Slampion

/slampɪən/

1. a person or group that wins a poetry slam competition.

2. a sports person or team that achieves a Grand Slam victory.

"And the slampion of this years poetry slam is..."

"After another Grand Slam victory, they are surely the greatest slampions of all time!"

by Matt Windle poet March 5, 2021

Newshunty

/nju z/hʌnty/

a person that contrives a situation to gain media exposure.

"He's dying to be back in the papers. He's so newshunty."

by Matt Windle poet February 20, 2021

Younique

/ju ˈni k/

1. a person that doesn't try to be different and is happy with just being themselves.

2. you personally (yourself).

"Nobody on this entire planet is you, and that's pretty cool. So accept it and be younique."

by Matt Windle poet March 23, 2021

Lieyesight

/lʌɪsʌɪt/

1. a person's ability to be able to detect when they are being lied to.

2. being unable to believe (one's) eyes.

"He tried lying directly to my face but my lieyesight saw straight through it."

by Matt Windle poet March 21, 2021

Shocking Hell

/ˈʃɒk/ɪŋ/hɛl/

used for emphasis or to express shock, annoyance or surprise. Often used as a replacement to swearing.

Person 1: "Have you heard that Adam has been sacked?"
Person 2: "Shocking hell, you're joking? What for?"

by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020