Matt Windle poet's definitions

Jabble

/ˈjab(ə)l/

talk rapidly and harshly about another person.

"He jabbled about his ex-girlfriend all night."

by Matt Windle poet February 26, 2021

Slampion

/slampɪən/

1. a person or group that wins a poetry slam competition.

2. a sports person or team that achieves a Grand Slam victory.

"And the slampion of this years poetry slam is..."

"After another Grand Slam victory, they are surely the greatest slampions of all time!"

by Matt Windle poet March 5, 2021

Piddle puddle

/ˈpɪd(ə)lˈpʌd(ə)l/

aka piddle pud.

1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.

2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.

"Daisy the shih Tzu left a piddle puddle on the floor."

by Matt Windle poet March 24, 2021

Greeps

/ɡri ps/

a person's followers on the social media application Instagram.

"He told his greeps he was going to Anthony Joshua's next fight."

by Matt Windle poet March 2, 2021

Deage

/dɪˈeɪdʒ/

1. to reflect and reminisce.

2. to appear to reduce the age of (someone or something).

"Let's deage with one another and talk about old times."

by Matt Windle poet February 21, 2021

Heart of Pyrite

a disingenuous and fake disposition.

Opposite: Heart of Gold.

"I thought that he was a nice guy but he's got a heart of pyrite."

by Matt Windle poet March 14, 2021

REP

/rɛp/

An acronym for the repetition of a set of exercises.

Real
Evidence of
Progress

"Real Evidence of Progress was demonstrated with each additional REP"

by Matt Windle poet October 11, 2020