75 definitions by Matt Windle poet

/ɡɒnfɪd(ə)ns/

1. the faded feeling or belief that one can have faith in or rely on someone or something.

* the state of no longer feeling certain about the truth of something.

* a lost feeling of self-assurance.

2. no longer being able to talk through private matters or secrets with mutual trust.

3. to lose your mojo.
"After everything that they said to me I'm just filled with gonfidence."
by Matt Windle poet March 5, 2021
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/klapəb(ə)ls/

the action of simultaneously striking the palms of (one's hands) together whilst saying a word, in order to determine the number of syllables that the word contains.
"How many syllables does the word 'newshunty' have? Lets use our clapables to work it out.
by Matt Windle poet March 26, 2021
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/kənˈfibjʊ'lʌɪz/

When both parties of a conversation are lying to one another - and everyone involved in the conversation knows it - yet they politely continue with the conversation all the same.

When somebody pays you a compliment pretending to be sincere but you know they are lying.
Employee 1 to employee 2: "I hope that you get the promotion, good luck!"
Employee 2 to employee 1: "No, I hope that YOU get the promotion. You deserve it."

The employees would confibulise. They acted as though they wanted their opposition to do well but everyone knew that really they hoped they would fail.
by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020
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/ˈmɛzmərʌɪzed/

to be besotted with or transfixed by the eyes of (someone).
"The moment that I stared into them I was mesmereyesed."
by Matt Windle poet February 25, 2021
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a disingenuous and fake disposition.

Opposite: Heart of Gold.
"I thought that he was a nice guy but he's got a heart of pyrite."
by Matt Windle poet March 14, 2021
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jab(ə)l/

talk rapidly and harshly about another person.
"He jabbled about his ex-girlfriend all night."
by Matt Windle poet February 26, 2021
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/ˈʃɒk/ɪŋ/hɛl/

used for emphasis or to express shock, annoyance or surprise. Often used as a replacement to swearing.
Person 1: "Have you heard that Adam has been sacked?"
Person 2: "Shocking hell, you're joking? What for?"
by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020
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