Matt Windle poet's definitions

E-troduce

/Eeˈtrəˈdju s/

make (someone) known by name to another person electronically via email, social media or other online platform.

"Hi Charlotte and James. I'd like to e-troduce you to one another."

by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020

Pseudofaith

/ˈsju dəʊ:feɪθ/

a person that hides their insecurities by pretending to be confident.

"If you didn't know him you would think that he's very self-assured but its just pseudofaith."

by Matt Windle poet February 21, 2021

Jabble

/ˈjab(ə)l/

talk rapidly and harshly about another person.

"He jabbled about his ex-girlfriend all night."

by Matt Windle poet February 26, 2021

Slampion

/slampɪən/

1. a person or group that wins a poetry slam competition.

2. a sports person or team that achieves a Grand Slam victory.

"And the slampion of this years poetry slam is..."

"After another Grand Slam victory, they are surely the greatest slampions of all time!"

by Matt Windle poet March 5, 2021

Bookbat

/bʊkbat/

a person who dislikes reading books.

"I haven't read in years. I'm a real bookbat."

by Matt Windle poet March 3, 2021

Piddle puddle

/ˈpɪd(ə)lˈpʌd(ə)l/

aka piddle pud.

1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.

2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.

"Daisy the shih Tzu left a piddle puddle on the floor."

by Matt Windle poet March 24, 2021

Anquest

/ˈɑ n'kwɛst/
The term used when a person answers their own question.

Him to her: "Do you know where my keys are? Oh yeah, they're upstairs!"
Her to Him: "You anquest all of the time."

by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020