Matt Windle poet's definitions

Slampion

/slampɪən/

1. a person or group that wins a poetry slam competition.

2. a sports person or team that achieves a Grand Slam victory.

"And the slampion of this years poetry slam is..."

"After another Grand Slam victory, they are surely the greatest slampions of all time!"

by Matt Windle poet March 5, 2021

Bookbat

/bʊkbat/

a person who dislikes reading books.

"I haven't read in years. I'm a real bookbat."

by Matt Windle poet March 3, 2021

Piddle puddle

/ˈpɪd(ə)lˈpʌd(ə)l/

aka piddle pud.

1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.

2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.

"Daisy the shih Tzu left a piddle puddle on the floor."

by Matt Windle poet March 24, 2021

Splash pool

/splaʃpu l/

an artificial pool for partying in.

"When the beat drops at a pool party it becomes a splash pool."

by Matt Windle poet February 24, 2021

Passionaught

/ˈpaʃ(ə)n ɔ t/

A person that lacks passion and enthusiasm.

"He never shows any enthusiasm. He's a passionaught!"

by Matt Windle poet March 29, 2021

Anquest

/ˈɑ n'kwɛst/
The term used when a person answers their own question.

Him to her: "Do you know where my keys are? Oh yeah, they're upstairs!"
Her to Him: "You anquest all of the time."

by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020

GIF of the gab

A person who replies to messages using either the animated or static GIF format

"He replies with an appropriate GIF for almost every message that I send. He's got the GIF of the gab."

by Matt Windle poet October 27, 2020