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"He jabbled about his ex-girlfriend all night."
by Matt Windle poet February 26, 2021
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1. a person or group that wins a poetry slam competition.
2. a sports person or team that achieves a Grand Slam victory.
1. a person or group that wins a poetry slam competition.
2. a sports person or team that achieves a Grand Slam victory.
"And the slampion of this years poetry slam is..."
"After another Grand Slam victory, they are surely the greatest slampions of all time!"
"After another Grand Slam victory, they are surely the greatest slampions of all time!"
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When both parties of a conversation are lying to one another - and everyone involved in the conversation knows it - yet they politely continue with the conversation all the same.
When somebody pays you a compliment pretending to be sincere but you know they are lying.
When both parties of a conversation are lying to one another - and everyone involved in the conversation knows it - yet they politely continue with the conversation all the same.
When somebody pays you a compliment pretending to be sincere but you know they are lying.
Employee 1 to employee 2: "I hope that you get the promotion, good luck!"
Employee 2 to employee 1: "No, I hope that YOU get the promotion. You deserve it."
The employees would confibulise. They acted as though they wanted their opposition to do well but everyone knew that really they hoped they would fail.
Employee 2 to employee 1: "No, I hope that YOU get the promotion. You deserve it."
The employees would confibulise. They acted as though they wanted their opposition to do well but everyone knew that really they hoped they would fail.
by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020
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A boxing fan that has never boxed a day in their life and believe that they are far more knowledgeable about the sport than what they actually are. They consistently use the boxing database 'BoxRec' in order to sound more informed about particular fighters when discussing boxing with their peers.
A boxing fan that has never boxed a day in their life and believe that they are far more knowledgeable about the sport than what they actually are. They consistently use the boxing database 'BoxRec' in order to sound more informed about particular fighters when discussing boxing with their peers.
"He would have you believe that he's a specialist on the sport but really he's nothing but a rexpert."
by Matt Windle poet October 13, 2020
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