Confibulise

/kənˈfibjʊ'lʌɪz/

When both parties of a conversation are lying to one another - and everyone involved in the conversation knows it - yet they politely continue with the conversation all the same.

When somebody pays you a compliment pretending to be sincere but you know they are lying.

Employee 1 to employee 2: "I hope that you get the promotion, good luck!"
Employee 2 to employee 1: "No, I hope that YOU get the promotion. You deserve it."

The employees would confibulise. They acted as though they wanted their opposition to do well but everyone knew that really they hoped they would fail.

Confibulise by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020

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Confibulated

Are you Confused? Do you not know what the fuck this word means? Do you find yourself stumped or stupifyed? Well holy HELL you just defined for yourself the word confibulated!!!

Umm, why can't I find any fucking mellowyellow!!! Well, that would make you Confibulated.

Confibulated by RAO! January 16, 2009

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Confibulise • Confibulated • dis-confibulated

Confibulated

It's simply a mind-fuck. It's you forgetting what you never knew.

Hey baby, remember when i fucked that other guy? No? Oh maybe you just confibulated it.

Confibulated by MilairSamhawke January 18, 2011

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dis-confibulated

another wacky and weird way of saying you are confused

Timothy says "you need to pull this lever up then down and turn this knob, to work the machine"
Luke 2 says "This is too complicated for me I am dis-confibulated"
Timothy 1 says "But it's sooo simple

dis-confibulated by Tim_Potatoe July 19, 2017

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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