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A hack that writes sentimental, derivative tripe. He is also a scientologist, giving him credibility on the order of that given to Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta.
by Matt December 14, 2008
Get the Paul Haggismug. When you wake up next to a girl you don't want to be next to anymore, straddle her face with your bare ass. Then take two pillows and put one on each side of your legs. The last step is to fart on her face to wake her up and the pillows lock in the smell. The act looks like one of those wagons people would ride out west back in the old days.
by Matt July 18, 2003
Get the covered wagonmug. 1. Literally a cock covered in shit, after anal penetration.
2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.
2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.
Get away from me shitcock!
by matt November 13, 2003
Get the shitcockmug. 
by Matt March 5, 2004
Get the nubmug. "man that was the cheesest burger i ever have eater, way better than maccas quarter punder with cheese
by matt July 26, 2003
Get the quarter pounder with cheesemug. Contrary to some of the vacuous bullshit you'll find on this page, philosophy is a noble, no, possibly THE most noble academic discipline one can study. Sans repeating what our friend correctly said about the five major fields, I will say this: We live and die for philosophy. Even if we don't realize it, nearly everything we believe is predicated on someone's philosophical investigations. To debase the mother of all sciences as a "waste of the taxpayer's money" is to admit barefaced ignorance.
Oh yeah, and philosophy majors score higher than any other majors on the graduate exam; mathematics students come in second. Maybe they're doing something right.
PS. I'm not a philosophy major.
Oh yeah, and philosophy majors score higher than any other majors on the graduate exam; mathematics students come in second. Maybe they're doing something right.
PS. I'm not a philosophy major.
Do philosophy, dipshit.
by Matt May 26, 2004
Get the philosophymug.