Matt's definitions

sprocket

anus; butt-hole

He tried to put his dick in my sprocket.

by Matt December 3, 2003

jersey shore

Where people go to cheat on their boyfriends/girlfriends etc. A place of no moral grounding. It's not called a beach cause trash gets washed ashore. For example: Jersey Girls. To take part in the Jersey Shore experience pretend you can't read, get a jailhouse build, wear wifebeaters everyday, spend the off season in tanning salons, wear two pounds of gel in your hair, talk about how much you hate black people, but party to music created by black people, make sure you can borrow mommy/daddy's car, wear cheap jewelery. If confused, watch Growing up Gotti.

Duhhhhh, I'm going to the shore to get my std

by Matt February 7, 2005

presidential debate

When two people who are essentially the same talk out of their asses for a few hours, in order to create the illusion of democracy. Always the two people the media want you to vote for, not neccesarily the best candidates. All third-party candidates are physically locked out of the debates. Because of this, American politics has degenerated into a puppet show.

There's one guy holding up both puppets. ;)

by matt November 20, 2004

8(o)8

The goatse.cx smiley

www.goatse.cx

by matt June 4, 2003

Nasophilia

Arousal from the sight, touch, licking, or sucking of a partner's nose.

sucking da eye > playing the pink obeo

by matt November 28, 2003

Duh

Duh means "No shit sherlock" and/or "Thank you captain obvious"

Him: I'm 18
Me: DUH!

by Matt June 17, 2004

fuktucker

Some one who would or u pressume would rather eat then have sex, often associated wit fat people

look at that rite fuktucker, lets smash his face in.
hey wallzo, fuktucker

by matt September 15, 2004