Matt's definitions

crackanigganese

A person who is white (cracka), black (nigga),and Asian (nese)

Damn your family is fucked up your a damn crackanigganese

by matt April 27, 2005

Atkinson-crazy

A word used to describe a person who is not just crazy but beyond crazy. Derived from a math teacher who has went insane but is still teaching.

Person A: Wow, that chic is fucking crazy as hell.

Person B: shit yeah, she's Atkinson-crazy like a motherfucker

Person A: thats sad

by Matt April 30, 2005

Portable Stomach

A device such as a back-pack or fanny-pack used at an All-You-Can-Eat buffet by questionable individuals who wish to take food home with them. The use of a portable stomach must be clandestine, users caught shoving food into it are usually ejected from the premises.

"Chuch went to the Old Country Buffet, but got kicked out when he was feeding the Portable Stomach"

by Matt December 5, 2003

bullet ballet

Any John Woo film, The Killer, A Better Tomorrow, etc.

Woo is the master of the bullet ballet.

by matt December 15, 2004

fashionably incognito

The state of one's dress when wearing dark-colored yet trendy/fashionable clothes at night so as to remain inconspicuous.

Person 1: Dude look, I'm wearing my Oakleys and my black cashmere Gap sweater and matching scarf, nobody can see me.
Person 2: Dude you're fashionably incognito! Like ohmygawd, where did you get those shoes??

by matt January 5, 2005

chickflickalicious

1. (A.) Said of a movie which is almost exclusively designed for females. See chick flick. Used in a negative connotation.

Man, my girlfriend conned me into seeing "Mona Lisa Smile"...it was totally chickflickalicious!

by Matt January 15, 2005

refol

Rolling everywhere fucking old ladies.
A mutant cross between 'refl', 'rofl', and some wrinkles.

Guy 1: I was SO refoling the other day
Guy 2: That is so not hawt

by Matt December 5, 2004