Matt's definitions

Cake

1) A sweet pastry used for numerous occasions/parties.
2) To describe somoething very easy.
3) A very kick-ass band from Sacramento, CA. Very original sound, and a great live show. Current albums (in order) are: Motorcade of Generosity, Fashion Nugget, Prolonging the Magic, Comfort Eagle, and their newest album Pressure Chief.

1) Wow, that cake's delicious!
2) That test was cake and I didn't even study.
3) Cake is such an awesome band. I just came back from a concert of theirs and WOW!

by Matt October 17, 2004

dickin'

To dilly-dally around immediately before leaving a location while withholding others from doing so.

"Yo, Mike's dickin'?"

by matt April 18, 2004

Homsar

The captain of the Gravy Train, he is also master of Jenga-Jam. Sadly he lost his parents when young, most likely in a Jenga-Ship shanking incident, and was raised by a cup of coffee. Known in the past as a song from the 60's, and the Ghost of Christmas Past. He holds many parties, complete with refreshments and tree hugging.

I-i-i-i'm Hom-m-sar! Pishoo!

by Matt November 24, 2003

g unit

Nick name for Matty, a.k.a "unit" for short. He recieved this title for his hockey team.

Whats up G-Unit! Unit's gonna get fucked!

by matt November 26, 2003

Quief

When you fuck a women, and she farts through her Vagina

Kevin Reeves quiefs daily

by matt July 16, 2003

Sella

an Israeli manwhore who can't make up his mind about women

Sellas love porn and parties at their houses

by Matt January 3, 2004

YYZ

The identity code for a Toronto airport and the best song ever to be conceived by a canadian band.
The time signature is set to match 'YYZ' in morse code (-.---.----..)
Great song for jammin' to.

'Hey Cam, what do you want to jam to..'
'Uuuuuhhh... YYZ'
(taps on ride cymbal)

by Matt April 22, 2005