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Definitions by Matt

hardcore 

If punk rock is frustrated, then this is pissed off. that is one way i can describe it. a key thing to remember is that Hardcore is Punk, but Punk is not always Hardcore. if you think hardcore is As i Lay Dying you are confused. switch that band out for some Tragedy and you are all set.

if what you call hardcore has a solo more than 7 seconds than it is not hardcore. not all hardcore has breakdowns but a lot does. if what you call hardcore has no cussing it probably is not hardcore unless it is American Nightmare.
Converge = Not Hardcore
Modern Life is War = Hardcore
He is Legend = Not Hardcore
Outbreak = Hardcore
hardcore by Matt June 18, 2006

aquafina 

A word that, in the language of love, means, "The blood that runs through my veins is love for you". It may only be used by two people who are completely and utterly in love with each other and intend on spending the rest of their lives together.
Female: I have to go to work now.
Male: Ok, aquafina.
Female: Aquafina, honey.
aquafina by Matt June 18, 2006

Lorena Bobbitt 

That crazy chick who cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in the mid-90's.
It worked out for him in the end because he became a porn star for awhile after it was surgically repaired, and appearing in films such as {Frankenpenis}.
"I never trust a b****, I blame Lorena Bobbitt."
Lorena Bobbitt by Matt June 18, 2006

boondanglin' 'riggin fretard 

Someone who uses their wang to wipe.
Garrett, you boondanglin' 'riggin fretard, use toilet paper!

titty mcfuck tarts 

arguable the most offencive comment in the english language, extreemly offencive, because asians cannot say this word,
Man 1: You're A Gay Homo
Man 2: STFU titty mcfuck tarts
Man 1: im sorry mr man 2....im gonna go cry myself into a comma if u dont mind....
titty mcfuck tarts by Matt June 18, 2006
some people say my dick looks like a midget between my legs. but, acually, there simply tiny little people that have little man sindrum. normal tall people enjoy making fun of these small people. i know i like to....
dude midget is so small yo momma uses his whole body as a dildo
midget by matt June 17, 2006
Nickname for the the German Formula One driver, Michael Schumacher.
"Forza schumi" cried the tifosi as Michael Schumacher crosses the line to win the Italian Grand Prix.

"Schumi's Ferrari has suffered a cracked exhaust, which means he is now out of this years Monaco Grand Prix"
schumi by Matt June 17, 2006