Matt's definitions
by Matt January 15, 2004
Get the Scratchin in my record shopmug. Matrix-within-a-Matrix. A theory invented about the Matrix where the real world of Zion is another simulation.
by Matt October 21, 2003
Get the mwammug. by Matt April 29, 2004
Get the Oxforditemug. where 30+ men shave their heads bald, lube them with ky jelly, form a circle and insert each others heads into the ass of the guy in front, whilst getting sucked off by vacum cleaners, at the end the person with the least stretched anal has to drink the semen sucked up by the vacum cleaners
"man all i can taste is salt after taht coldicutt last night"
or
"shit was pissing out my ass after playin coldicutt last night"
or
"shit was pissing out my ass after playin coldicutt last night"
by matt July 26, 2003
Get the Coldicuttmug. a anorexic skank after you have rooted her with no rubber so she has cum dripping out of her slit, looks like the hamburger from mac Ds
by matt July 26, 2003
Get the quarter pounder with mayomug. 
