Matt's definitions

nice catch no-catch

What you say to someone after they have fucked up, as in catching a ball.

*throws something, it hits you in the head*
"Nice catch, no-catch!"

by matt November 5, 2004

h4x0rz

comes from the 1337 word h4x, mean one who can or does h4x.

"You are a ub3r h4x0rz."

by matt January 11, 2003

retail therapy

an excuse for people mostly female to go shopping when they're feeling bad, when in reality their bad feelings could be released/treated in other ways.

mandie went to the mall for a little retail therapy the day after matt dumped her.

by matt November 29, 2004

Sidewalk Love

Me and Kate having youme time. together, in my arms, nobody around us (except the scream guy and the guy with the dogs), love, kate, me, together, love!!!!!

I LOVE MY SIDEWALK LOVE! (kate) :)

by Matt February 17, 2003

:Q

A guy smoking a joint.

You wanna get high? :Q

by matt April 8, 2005

Cribbar

Legendary wave found in Cornwall, England. Breaks upto heights of 30ft.

"That wave is fucking huge, It must be the cribbar. I'm not going out today."

by Matt October 26, 2007

onyxia

One mean mother-fucker.

Onyxia is a big fat bitch! :(

by Matt April 2, 2005