75 definitions by Matt Windle poet
/ˈfʌɪtʃəs/
1. having a justifiable reason to oppose or fight for (someone or something.)
2. a fighter that's very good; excellent.
1. having a justifiable reason to oppose or fight for (someone or something.)
2. a fighter that's very good; excellent.
by Matt Windle poet February 23, 2021
/klapəb(ə)ls/
the action of simultaneously striking the palms of (one's hands) together whilst saying a word, in order to determine the number of syllables that the word contains.
the action of simultaneously striking the palms of (one's hands) together whilst saying a word, in order to determine the number of syllables that the word contains.
by Matt Windle poet March 26, 2021
/kənˈfibjʊ'lʌɪz/
When both parties of a conversation are lying to one another - and everyone involved in the conversation knows it - yet they politely continue with the conversation all the same.
When somebody pays you a compliment pretending to be sincere but you know they are lying.
When both parties of a conversation are lying to one another - and everyone involved in the conversation knows it - yet they politely continue with the conversation all the same.
When somebody pays you a compliment pretending to be sincere but you know they are lying.
Employee 1 to employee 2: "I hope that you get the promotion, good luck!"
Employee 2 to employee 1: "No, I hope that YOU get the promotion. You deserve it."
The employees would confibulise. They acted as though they wanted their opposition to do well but everyone knew that really they hoped they would fail.
Employee 2 to employee 1: "No, I hope that YOU get the promotion. You deserve it."
The employees would confibulise. They acted as though they wanted their opposition to do well but everyone knew that really they hoped they would fail.
by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020
"The moment that I stared into them I was mesmereyesed."
by Matt Windle poet February 25, 2021
by Matt Windle poet March 14, 2021
"He jabbled about his ex-girlfriend all night."
by Matt Windle poet February 26, 2021
/ˈʃɒk/ɪŋ/hɛl/
used for emphasis or to express shock, annoyance or surprise. Often used as a replacement to swearing.
used for emphasis or to express shock, annoyance or surprise. Often used as a replacement to swearing.
Person 1: "Have you heard that Adam has been sacked?"
Person 2: "Shocking hell, you're joking? What for?"
Person 2: "Shocking hell, you're joking? What for?"
by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020