75 definitions by Matt Windle poet
"He's so fainé"
by Matt Windle poet March 14, 2021
/streɪnfʊl,ˈstreɪnf(ə)l/
A sensation of discomfort - rather than pain - felt in the muscles when making a great effort.
A sensation of discomfort - rather than pain - felt in the muscles when making a great effort.
by Matt Windle poet January 10, 2021
"This Amazon parcel is so tightly sealed. Pass me the scissors, please, so that I can strab it open."
by Matt Windle poet March 13, 2021
/ˈpɪd(ə)lˈpʌd(ə)l/
aka piddle pud.
1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.
2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.
aka piddle pud.
1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.
2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.
by Matt Windle poet March 24, 2021
/ʃɒkaʊt/
the act of surprisingly knocking someone out, against the run of play or despite the bookies odds, especially in boxing or mixed martial arts.
the act of surprisingly knocking someone out, against the run of play or despite the bookies odds, especially in boxing or mixed martial arts.
by Matt Windle poet March 27, 2021
/slampɪən/
1. a person or group that wins a poetry slam competition.
2. a sports person or team that achieves a Grand Slam victory.
1. a person or group that wins a poetry slam competition.
2. a sports person or team that achieves a Grand Slam victory.
"And the slampion of this years poetry slam is..."
"After another Grand Slam victory, they are surely the greatest slampions of all time!"
"After another Grand Slam victory, they are surely the greatest slampions of all time!"
by Matt Windle poet March 5, 2021
/ˈlɛðə-ˈbi t(ə)n/
1. toughened, bruised or scarred by the punches of boxers.
2. worn or damaged by exposure to gloved punches.
3. the face of a boxer.
1. toughened, bruised or scarred by the punches of boxers.
2. worn or damaged by exposure to gloved punches.
3. the face of a boxer.
by Matt Windle poet April 8, 2021