9 definitions by Matisse.trolldoll
Something lacking all aesthetic value. (Taken from the French negation ne pas or n’ pas) This is extremely rare to find because even a condemned building or a bruised up arm have aesthetic qualities.
That shit stained power cord tangeled on the tacky ripped lenoleum created a truly n’aesthetic scene.
by Matisse.trolldoll June 17, 2018
A Punk Rock Cliff Bar is a nutty, rocky, spiky, trailblazing poop that makes your anus feel like an unweaving, stealwoolish, Chinese finger trap.
Keep the essential oils, the Nivea, the kitchen sponge, and the phone with 911 ready to go in case you have a Punk Rock Cliff Bar.
by Matisse.trolldoll December 5, 2018
That indentation below the nose and above the lips that no one knows the name of. (Even if you do know the name, this is a better name)
by Matisse.trolldoll April 2, 2018
The copy paste “it girl” bully from an early 90s teen movie. Stands between two girls in a tartan skirt and butterfly clips. One of the girls (likely named Amber) is also blonde, but usually a darker shade and unremorseful like Stacy. The other girl, who is on the fringes of the group (is also most likely red headed or ethnically exotic) shows remorse towards the girls in spiked chokers who are the target of Stacy’s rage.
That girl is such a Stacy, because she is completely one dimensional and somehow magically won prom queen, even though everyone knows she’s a soulless bitch.
by Matisse.trolldoll July 12, 2018
That guy is such a Brock. He’s got one tube up his leg to pee into, he’s got another for lager, and one more to hide his roofies for sedating chicks.
by Matisse.trolldoll July 24, 2018
He is such a Gerard. Like hasn’t he ever heard of the do not disturb button! There are so many easier and less stupid options than to just leave!
by Matisse.trolldoll July 11, 2018
A misunderstood, white preteen who has an extensive record of wearing water shoes and asking people if they have games on their phone. He watches those cringe worthy asdf movies and thinks the most valid form of humor is naming things Bob and Billy Bob and referring to various random food items (taco, pickle, bacon). He still plays Minecraft years after its peak. He scratches his ass in public due to restlessness from unmedicated ADHD.
Girl: Remember that weird cringey dude from Kindergarten who used to mutter under his breath as he crushed ants with his light up shoes on the playground and soil himself purposely as The teachers dragged him to ISS?
Me: Oh, you must mean Aiden.
Girl: Yeah. He got his first boner ever in class, and afterwards he made a point of telling me that he got it by looking at my exposed ankles.
Me: Oh, you must mean Aiden.
Girl: Yeah. He got his first boner ever in class, and afterwards he made a point of telling me that he got it by looking at my exposed ankles.
by Matisse.trolldoll December 5, 2018