MasterBater's definitions

miracle lap

driving around town, in a large circle, in the hope of finding something fun to do before you get back to where you started.

"Hannah and I did the miracle lap and didn't find anything to do"

by MasterBater February 4, 2013

Leopluridon

A large, magical, green dinosaur with flippers that lays on a rock and makes nonsensical sounds. It is featured in Charlie the Unicorn (An internet video).

Charlie says "Oh god, what is that?" The unicorns say "It's a leopluridon charlie."

by masterbater October 30, 2007

Faggotry

The act of committing an illegal homosexual act.

The homosexual gang bangers raped the people and infected them w/ HIV. There excuse was that the more people they infected, the greater their chances of having unprotected sex. They were arrested for committing faggotry.

by masterbater October 29, 2007