Master of The Factory's definitions

trumpette

These are normally obese, tattooed, uneducated baby makers that drive beat up '92 Pontiacs and date hairy backed dotards. They voted for trump because their dotard boyfriends have 'struction jobs and told them to. All of their kids have different last names and their asses are the size of Delaware. Some of them smoke mile long Benson and Hedges and hang out at the local watering hole while their kids tear up their government subsidized housing.

That trumpette really looks like an old whore doesn't she? I'll bet she has a big gizmo.

by Master of The Factory August 8, 2018

pica

Nice young fresh cunt.

"Her pica has a hitler moustache on it."

by master of the factory January 12, 2007

brown route

Same thing as the hershey highway. (Rectum)

"Oh Bruce, let's brown route it tonight, big fella."

by Master of the factory January 22, 2007

Huck Jr.

Huck Jr. is the epitome of a pie wagon. She is a lying, morally bankrupt spawn of a dotard and looks like truck stop restrooms smell.

Just looking at Huck Jr. on TV always brings my lunch up.

by Master of The Factory August 10, 2018

pookie

Devil child. Child of the devil. Usually disguised as an angel.

"I'm going crazy. My girlfriend's kid is so pookie it's giving me the creeps."

by master of the factory January 12, 2007

slap clitties

Women finding amusement in the failures of male co-workers.

"I can't believe it. A million dollars wasted on this project and all those women can do is slap clitties."

by master of the factory January 12, 2007

hookworms

Hookworms are parasitic worms that eventually cause extreme lethargy and destroy the mind. They are most commonly spread in the south where the poorly educated go barefoot where they take a dump.

Hookworms lost the civil war for the south and helped win the 2016 presidential election.

by Master of The Factory August 9, 2018