Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Master of The Factory

queave

That funny farting sound that happens when humping away on your girlfriend. Every stroke causes a fart and it sounds funny as the frequency of strokes increases. When the girl is extremely wet it will make wet sounding queaves.

Man, why does Bob have to keep bringing those girls home from the bar? I hear queave sounds again.

by master of the factory January 8, 2009

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hookworms

Hookworms are parasitic worms that eventually cause extreme lethargy and destroy the mind. They are most commonly spread in the south where the poorly educated go barefoot where they take a dump.

Hookworms lost the civil war for the south and helped win the 2016 presidential election.

by Master of The Factory August 9, 2018

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bubba benz

This is what a corporate farmer drives for a status symbol. It is an asinine $80,000 diesel pickup with an exhaust pipe large enough to get your head stuck in. He needs to get a new one every year with his taxpayer paid subsidies. He is a cheap bastard and will try to screw anyone he can including restaurants and lodging facilities. He uses illegals in the fields because he is a cheap bastard and yet is a racist dotard.

Look at that clown in the bubba benz. He looks like he is dressed for the carnival.

by Master of The Factory August 7, 2018

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