Master of The Factory's definitions

blue balls

This is an uncomfortable situation that describes the achy feeling in the balls after an erection that has lasted several hours longer than anticipated. Playing with big tits and making out can cause this in teenagers. Can only be relieved by masturbating as soon as possible.

"I sure had a bad case of blue balls after playing with Tracey's big tits and touching her sticky panties all night. She's lucky I didn't rape her."

by master of the factory March 25, 2008

queave

That funny farting sound that happens when humping away on your girlfriend. Every stroke causes a fart and it sounds funny as the frequency of strokes increases. When the girl is extremely wet it will make wet sounding queaves.

Man, why does Bob have to keep bringing those girls home from the bar? I hear queave sounds again.

by master of the factory January 8, 2009

bubba benz

This is what a corporate farmer drives for a status symbol. It is an asinine $80,000 diesel pickup with an exhaust pipe large enough to get your head stuck in. He needs to get a new one every year with his taxpayer paid subsidies. He is a cheap bastard and will try to screw anyone he can including restaurants and lodging facilities. He uses illegals in the fields because he is a cheap bastard and yet is a racist dotard.

Look at that clown in the bubba benz. He looks like he is dressed for the carnival.

by Master of The Factory August 7, 2018

cherry picker

These are ignorant dotards that take things out of the bible that fit their moronic agenda. They are hypocritical, idiotic bastards that don't know what keeps the sun shining.

Those cherry pickers only memorized the incest parts of the bible.

by Master of The Factory August 7, 2018

trumpette

These are normally obese, tattooed, uneducated baby makers that drive beat up '92 Pontiacs and date hairy backed dotards. They voted for trump because their dotard boyfriends have 'struction jobs and told them to. All of their kids have different last names and their asses are the size of Delaware. Some of them smoke mile long Benson and Hedges and hang out at the local watering hole while their kids tear up their government subsidized housing.

That trumpette really looks like an old whore doesn't she? I'll bet she has a big gizmo.

by Master of The Factory August 8, 2018

hookworms

Hookworms are parasitic worms that eventually cause extreme lethargy and destroy the mind. They are most commonly spread in the south where the poorly educated go barefoot where they take a dump.

Hookworms lost the civil war for the south and helped win the 2016 presidential election.

by Master of The Factory August 9, 2018

Huck Jr.

Huck Jr. is the epitome of a pie wagon. She is a lying, morally bankrupt spawn of a dotard and looks like truck stop restrooms smell.

Just looking at Huck Jr. on TV always brings my lunch up.

by Master of The Factory August 10, 2018