Master of The Factory's definitions

trumpette

These are normally obese, tattooed, uneducated baby makers that drive beat up '92 Pontiacs and date hairy backed dotards. They voted for trump because their dotard boyfriends have 'struction jobs and told them to. All of their kids have different last names and their asses are the size of Delaware. Some of them smoke mile long Benson and Hedges and hang out at the local watering hole while their kids tear up their government subsidized housing.

That trumpette really looks like an old whore doesn't she? I'll bet she has a big gizmo.

by Master of The Factory August 8, 2018

slap clitties

Women finding amusement in the failures of male co-workers.

"I can't believe it. A million dollars wasted on this project and all those women can do is slap clitties."

by master of the factory January 12, 2007

pookie

Devil child. Child of the devil. Usually disguised as an angel.

"I'm going crazy. My girlfriend's kid is so pookie it's giving me the creeps."

by master of the factory January 12, 2007

Huck Jr.

Huck Jr. is the epitome of a pie wagon. She is a lying, morally bankrupt spawn of a dotard and looks like truck stop restrooms smell.

Just looking at Huck Jr. on TV always brings my lunch up.

by Master of The Factory August 10, 2018

peanybate

What teenage boys do after listening to hot rod sounds.

"I have a hard-on from all those hot rod sounds. Let's peanybate."

by Master of the factory January 22, 2007

food piggy

This is what I call the poorly educated that hold their eating utensil like a shovel and generally act like a pig. 'Struction workers are famous for it.

Look at that deplorable food piggy shoveling food into his face. Let's go somewhere else.

by Master of The Factory August 12, 2018

truck stop

a)A little roadside hole in the wall where the strangling odor of trucker poop mingles with cigarette smoke. The rest rooms are right at the entrance so you get a good whiff and lose your appetite.

b) Having to take a crap "I gotta go to the truck stop."

"Can you turn at this next exit? There is a truck stop and I gotta go make the brown rumble."

by Master of the factory January 24, 2007