Master of The Factory's definitions

brown route

Same thing as the hershey highway. (Rectum)

"Oh Bruce, let's brown route it tonight, big fella."

by Master of the factory January 22, 2007

bubba benz

This is what a corporate farmer drives for a status symbol. It is an asinine $80,000 diesel pickup with an exhaust pipe large enough to get your head stuck in. He needs to get a new one every year with his taxpayer paid subsidies. He is a cheap bastard and will try to screw anyone he can including restaurants and lodging facilities. He uses illegals in the fields because he is a cheap bastard and yet is a racist dotard.

Look at that clown in the bubba benz. He looks like he is dressed for the carnival.

by Master of The Factory August 7, 2018

hookworms

Hookworms are parasitic worms that eventually cause extreme lethargy and destroy the mind. They are most commonly spread in the south where the poorly educated go barefoot where they take a dump.

Hookworms lost the civil war for the south and helped win the 2016 presidential election.

by Master of The Factory August 9, 2018

Huck Jr.

Huck Jr. is the epitome of a pie wagon. She is a lying, morally bankrupt spawn of a dotard and looks like truck stop restrooms smell.

Just looking at Huck Jr. on TV always brings my lunch up.

by Master of The Factory August 10, 2018

pookie

Devil child. Child of the devil. Usually disguised as an angel.

"I'm going crazy. My girlfriend's kid is so pookie it's giving me the creeps."

by master of the factory January 12, 2007

truck stop

a)A little roadside hole in the wall where the strangling odor of trucker poop mingles with cigarette smoke. The rest rooms are right at the entrance so you get a good whiff and lose your appetite.

b) Having to take a crap "I gotta go to the truck stop."

"Can you turn at this next exit? There is a truck stop and I gotta go make the brown rumble."

by Master of the factory January 24, 2007

Republican Farmer

These are greedy, land rich, uneducated dotards that hire illegals to work in the fields so they can afford a new $80,000 bubba benz (diesel pickup) every spring.

Just because of greed republican farmers harbor criminals to work in their fields. When a heinous crime is committed by them they blame the lib-ur-uls. They are going to be exposed and soon.

by Master of The Factory August 22, 2018