2 definitions by Mary Monroe

fartserbate

the humor of farting while masterbating in the closet naked with 1 or more friends

dude 1: hahaha you just fartserbated
dude 2: honestly it felt better than fucking a chick
dude 1: doesn't smell that bad actually

by Mary Monroe January 1, 2014

giacamo

a gentleman with a constant hard, white ,dick and is always horny looking for some big tits to squeeze.

Wow, I want a Giacamo.

by Mary Monroe November 29, 2015