gay high five

like a high five, except instead of touching the palm of your hand to another person's palm, both of you bring your hands really close together and then let your wrists go limp at the last minute.

"Yyyyyyeaahhh, Madonna's new album just went platinum!"
"OMG - GAY HIGH FIVE!"

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

noughties

a cooler way of saying 2000s. it's that decade we're in now, you know, the one between the ''tens'' and the ''nineties''.

"the biggest selling singer of the Noughties"

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

porsetta

Originally from the Portugues - the prettiest and most exotic way of saying pussy, second only to its Arabic form kuruma

"No, I'm not doing that for you! You can lick my porsetta, bitch."

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

randomocrity

randomness - the act of being random

"So, what did you do last weekend?"
"Oh, nothin' exciting, except on Saturday I went up to my ex-lover's lover's Mormon mother's farm and helped her milk yaks."
"Wow... the randomocrity of that is amazing..."

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

massport

1 - "The Massachusetts Port Authority (Massport) is a world-class independent public authority which develops, promotes and manages airports, the seaport and transportation infrastructure to enable Massachusetts and New England to compete successfully in the global marketplace."

2 - a Massachusetts passport

1 - ''according to Massport, delays may continue until this evening when the road will finally be reopened"

2 - "you can't get anywhere in this state without a massport"

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

new york

-the center of the universe
-the hottest city of them all, not by temperature but by culture
-home to RENT and other fabulous stage shows

ANGEL: "New York City, Center of the Universe..."

by Martha's_Cellmate November 13, 2004

sugar honey iced tea

Sugar Honey Iced Tea - a saccharine sweet way of saying ''shit'' and getting away with it when you are in a situation where you cannot openly swear.

"I was freaking out, i was like - sugar honey iced tea, you know?!"

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004