Martha's_Cellmate's definitions

massport

1 - "The Massachusetts Port Authority (Massport) is a world-class independent public authority which develops, promotes and manages airports, the seaport and transportation infrastructure to enable Massachusetts and New England to compete successfully in the global marketplace."

2 - a Massachusetts passport

1 - ''according to Massport, delays may continue until this evening when the road will finally be reopened"

2 - "you can't get anywhere in this state without a massport"

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

randomocrity

randomness - the act of being random

"So, what did you do last weekend?"
"Oh, nothin' exciting, except on Saturday I went up to my ex-lover's lover's Mormon mother's farm and helped her milk yaks."
"Wow... the randomocrity of that is amazing..."

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

sugar honey iced tea

Sugar Honey Iced Tea - a saccharine sweet way of saying ''shit'' and getting away with it when you are in a situation where you cannot openly swear.

"I was freaking out, i was like - sugar honey iced tea, you know?!"

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

britification

{noun} The process of making someone English.

verb - "britifying"
past tense - "britified" OR "britificated"

Once you have been taught how to make a cup of Earl Grey, how to toast and butter a crumpet, and how to eat your crumpet and drink your tea with your little finger in the air, your BRITIFICATION is complete, i.e. you have been BRITIFIED.

by Martha's_Cellmate November 4, 2004

Barney purple

{adjective}
A shade of violet reminiscent of the color of children's TV character Barney the Dinosaur.

"I had to get them to re-paint the whole room. I am NOT having my living room Barney purple!"

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

new york

-the center of the universe
-the hottest city of them all, not by temperature but by culture
-home to RENT and other fabulous stage shows

ANGEL: "New York City, Center of the Universe..."

by Martha's_Cellmate November 13, 2004

porsetta

Originally from the Portugues - the prettiest and most exotic way of saying pussy, second only to its Arabic form kuruma

"No, I'm not doing that for you! You can lick my porsetta, bitch."

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004