Martha's_Cellmate's definitions

Brusselanian

an inhabitant of Brussels, Belgium

"Brusselanian" is COPYRIGHT to Hellen {but I stole it!}

*is worried*
This guy I like is in Belgium for a soccer championship... I sure hope those Brusselanian girls aren't hott...

by Martha's_Cellmate November 11, 2004

no, luv

An emphatic declaration against the affirmative - a version of "NO WAY!"

Originally used by John Foster in series 1 of 'The Salon'.

A DISTANT RELATIVE WHO COMES TO VISIT: "Last time I saw you, you were about 7... are you still into Barbie dolls?"
16-YEAR-OLD GIRL: "No, LUV!"

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

gay high five

like a high five, except instead of touching the palm of your hand to another person's palm, both of you bring your hands really close together and then let your wrists go limp at the last minute.

"Yyyyyyeaahhh, Madonna's new album just went platinum!"
"OMG - GAY HIGH FIVE!"

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

randomocrity

randomness - the act of being random

"So, what did you do last weekend?"
"Oh, nothin' exciting, except on Saturday I went up to my ex-lover's lover's Mormon mother's farm and helped her milk yaks."
"Wow... the randomocrity of that is amazing..."

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

massport

1 - "The Massachusetts Port Authority (Massport) is a world-class independent public authority which develops, promotes and manages airports, the seaport and transportation infrastructure to enable Massachusetts and New England to compete successfully in the global marketplace."

2 - a Massachusetts passport

1 - ''according to Massport, delays may continue until this evening when the road will finally be reopened"

2 - "you can't get anywhere in this state without a massport"

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

noughties

a cooler way of saying 2000s. it's that decade we're in now, you know, the one between the ''tens'' and the ''nineties''.

"the biggest selling singer of the Noughties"

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

fag stag

a straight guy who hangs with gay men

"Dude, do you wanna stay in and watch the game with us?"
"Nah, I'm meeting some friends in Greenwich Village."
"God, you are such a fag stag."

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004