Nigger McNiggerface

In 1843, the mayor of Pittsburgh held a state survey in order to determine the name of his third slave, Ngolokamagukuna'owasa. As he had trouble pronouncing this name, a public petition was made to create an English name - and it was to be chosen by the community. It was simple, the most votes would be the new name. Unfortuntately, an underground gang known as the 'Crips' swung the voting to their direction, and convinced the public to vote for their chosen name; Nigger McNiggerface. The fate was set, it was to be. In the Summer of 1844 the votes were counted, and unsurprisingly, Nigger McNiggerface was the clear winner, tripling the number of votes 2nd place had. With his new name, Nigger McNiggerface contracted the Spanish Flu and died 4 days later.

"I have to write my history essay on the story of Nigger McNiggerface, a true hero of our country"

"America would not be the nation it is today if it wasn't for the existence of Nigger McNiggerface"

Nigger McNiggerface by Marques Parana May 24, 2020

fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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