In 1843, the mayor of Pittsburgh held a state survey in order to determine the name of his third slave, Ngolokamagukuna'owasa. As he had trouble pronouncing this name, a public petition was made to create an English name - and it was to be chosen by the community. It was simple, the most votes would be the new name. Unfortuntately, an underground gang known as the 'Crips' swung the voting to their direction, and convinced the public to vote for their chosen name; Nigger McNiggerface. The fate was set, it was to be. In the Summer of 1844 the votes were counted, and unsurprisingly, Nigger McNiggerface was the clear winner, tripling the number of votes 2nd place had. With his new name, Nigger McNiggerface contracted the Spanish Flu and died 4 days later.
"I have to write my history essay on the story of Nigger McNiggerface, a true hero of our country"
"America would not be the nation it is today if it wasn't for the existence of Nigger McNiggerface"
"America would not be the nation it is today if it wasn't for the existence of Nigger McNiggerface"
by Marques Parana May 25, 2020