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1. An award now given out frivolously.
2. An award given to President Barack Obama based on his first 17 days in office. The nomination deadline for the prize was 17 days after he took office.
3. An award given the President Barack Obama on the basis of the "hope" he inspires and what he "might" do while President.
2. An award given to President Barack Obama based on his first 17 days in office. The nomination deadline for the prize was 17 days after he took office.
3. An award given the President Barack Obama on the basis of the "hope" he inspires and what he "might" do while President.
by Markwonder October 9, 2009
Get the Nobel Peace Prize mug.Usually an emotion expressed by those on the left of the political spectrum when they are confronted with an opinion or a situation that goes against their beliefs or ideals.
Hate towards Miss California Carrie Prejean because of her opinion on gay marriage.
Hate towards our men and women in uniform defending this country, especially anytime a Republican is in the White House.
Hate towards anybody making a decent living for themselves.
Bristol Palin's success on "Dancing with the Stars" brought out the worst kind of liberal hate.
Hate towards our men and women in uniform defending this country, especially anytime a Republican is in the White House.
Hate towards anybody making a decent living for themselves.
Bristol Palin's success on "Dancing with the Stars" brought out the worst kind of liberal hate.
by Markwonder December 11, 2010
Get the Hate mug.A traffic light that turns from yellow to red just as you get there and causes you to have to wait until the signal runs it's full cycle before it is your turn to pass. Seemingly stays red forever.
Usually at an intersection that includes turn arrow signals for cars making left turns.
Full-cycle red lights are commonly experienced while lost in the city. See the Law of wrong way.
Usually at an intersection that includes turn arrow signals for cars making left turns.
Full-cycle red lights are commonly experienced while lost in the city. See the Law of wrong way.
I would have been there on time, but every intersection I came to was a full-cycle red light. Consequently, I was 15 minutes late for the Boss's meeting. FML.
by Markwonder October 28, 2010
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Jimmy used the redneck doorbell to let Charlene know he was out front waiting to take her to the Dairy Stripe.
by Markwonder November 27, 2010
Get the Redneck Doorbell mug.What usually happens to Urban Dictionary definitions that are either not politically correct or favor conservative ideals or values. Those definitions are usually placed towards the back or get moved behind more liberal definitions of a word.
I wrote a factual definition for Sarah Palin in Urban Dictionary that lacked negative information. As expected, my definition got backlisted where it is less likely to be read.
by Markwonder September 13, 2011
Get the Backlisted mug.The point at which the friendship with your sweetheart ends and becomes a business relationship.
The point at which you stop having fun and take on responsibility for yourself and your new wife.
The end of your life as you once knew it.
The point at which you stop having fun and take on responsibility for yourself and your new wife.
The end of your life as you once knew it.
Marriage is a lot like playing cards.
You start out giving a heart and a diamond, and end up wishing for a club and a spade.
You start out giving a heart and a diamond, and end up wishing for a club and a spade.
by Markwonder January 11, 2011
Get the Marriage mug.The law of wrong way states that: "While driving in the city, any missed or wrong turn and subsequent backtracking to find your original route will be met by frustratingly slow moving traffic and red lights at every intersection.
Many, if not all of these red lights will be Full-cycle red lights."
Many, if not all of these red lights will be Full-cycle red lights."
While trying to find the corporate building downtown, I missed my turn and ended up backtracking an extra 3 miles, through 4 busy intersections, while following two old ladies, a Vespa scooter and a garbage truck. The law of wrong way was in effect.
Needless to say, I missed the Boss's luncheon and didn't get the promotion. FML.
Needless to say, I missed the Boss's luncheon and didn't get the promotion. FML.
by Markwonder October 28, 2010
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