5 definitions by Markwick

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To engage in the act of masturbation. Can also be known as 'whacking it'
person 1: "ey why u watching that porno for"
person 2: " im thinking of having a bat.
by Markwick October 06, 2009

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Another word for 'cunt.' Mainly used by people too 'dropnuts' or scared to say cunt. Often said with confidence because people get confused when they hear it.
person 1: oof look at that guy
person 2: yer he's a sick kient
person 1: ???
by Markwick September 11, 2009

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Has any of 3 meanings:

1. When someone is observing another's actions. Usually when they are doing something that requires attention.

2. Can alternatively mean 'I understand you'

3. Can also be used sarcasticly when invading someones personal space.
example 1:
person1: bro what u doing?
person2: im sniffin u cuz

example 2:

person 1: bro u know how we got together with the boys and went out
person2: yer bro im sniffin u cuz

example 3:

person1: ay wtf u doing so close to me?
person 2:im sniffin u cuz
by Markwick October 05, 2009

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Means stroke that penis. Usually used as a comeback to people who lie or talk shit, and it usually shuts them up. Is heavily used on COD/Halo boards/forums due to the amount of people who think they're pro but talk shit.
person1: hey i just got 35killstreak and got an achievement for reaching max level online.

person2: thats right stroke that epeen
by Markwick October 21, 2009

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Slang used by people of Afghani descent, also by some middle eastern countries. The slang is heavily based off the accent of the region.
person 1: dis is ow v roll. (this is how we roll)
person 2: u got d afghan slang bro
by Markwick September 05, 2009

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