Mark Shackelford's definitions

lung dung

Cigarette smoke byproducts that accumulate in the lungs of smokers.

<doctor> You've got quite a bit of lung dung buildup on both sides. The only advice I have is to quit smoking.
<smoking advocate> No way! That would be infringing on my civil rights.

by Mark Shackelford August 1, 2007

monarchbutter

The accumulation of smashed Monarch butterflies on the front of any motorized vehicle. Monarchbutter is a seasonal product with a harvest occuring during the annual migration of Monarch butterflies in South Texas.

<Passenger> Man, I'm starving and I'm broke. Can you buy me something to eat at the next stop?
<Driver> I only have enough money for gas, but I have some bread and jelly in the back. Let's scrape a little monarchbutter off the car and make some sandwiches!

by Mark Shackelford May 27, 2007

Fluffy

Adaptation for the acronym for Furry Little Friend. FLuFfy

<singer> You're my furry little friend, I call you Fluffy!
If you mat up all your fur, I'd call you Scruffy.

by Mark Shackelford August 2, 2007

Vader sneeze

An involuntary, rapid expulsion of air and mucus through the nose while wearing a fullface helmet.

<mother> What is all over your face?
<sport biker> Snot.
<mom> WHY is it all over your face?
<sport biker> I Vader sneezed while riding a wheelie.
<mother> That's nice. Now go wash your face.

by Mark Shackelford June 27, 2007

phobotard

Someone with a fear of being late.

He's such a phobotard he gets to work an hour early.

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

R2D2

Acronym for "Reel 2, Dialog Track 2." Also the name of a trashcan converted to droid in the double-trilogy space thriller, "Star Wars."

<stage hand> Here you go, R2D2.
<George Lucas> R2D2? Hey, let's call that fancy garbage can on wheels R2D2.
<stage hand> Do I get a raise if he becomes famous?
<George Lucas> Let me think...No!

by Mark Shackelford June 12, 2007

guitortion

An uncontrolled contorting of the face of a guitar player making repeated, irreconilable, humiliating mistakes during a solo at a live performance.

That guy's solo was so bad he had the guitortion turned up to nine.

by Mark Shackelford May 12, 2007