R2D2

Acronym for "Reel 2, Dialog Track 2." Also the name of a trashcan converted to droid in the double-trilogy space thriller, "Star Wars."

<stage hand> Here you go, R2D2.
<George Lucas> R2D2? Hey, let's call that fancy garbage can on wheels R2D2.
<stage hand> Do I get a raise if he becomes famous?
<George Lucas> Let me think...No!

by Mark Shackelford June 12, 2007

guitortion

An uncontrolled contorting of the face of a guitar player making repeated, irreconilable, humiliating mistakes during a solo at a live performance.

That guy's solo was so bad he had the guitortion turned up to nine.

by Mark Shackelford May 12, 2007

R12

R12 was a planet in the Star Wars comic series. R12 was best known for producing a unique gas, also called R12, that was the most potent refrigerant known to the galaxy. R12 gas became obselete when the planet R12 was destroyed by the Death Star.

<Han Solo> Quick, Chewie, grab a can of R12 and recharge the A/C system.
<Chewie> (unintelligible reply)

by Mark Shackelford June 27, 2007

futon

A really uncomfortable couch that easily converts to a really uncomfortable bed.

I see your little brother has a futon. Did he get that free with the purchase of his new Yugo?

by Mark Shackelford February 29, 2008

numlock

The event that no matter how hard you work on a problem or how educated and tutored you are, you just can't get the right answer.

Did you figure out the square root of 1 yet?
No, I've had numlock all week.

by Mark Shackelford May 07, 2007

enchihuahua

An enchilada made with dog meat.

I'll take the enchihuahua platter with verde sauce and double rice instead of beans.

by Mark Shackelford September 16, 2007

Obi Wan Baloney

Someone who speaks of something they know nothing about as if they were a Jedi Master.

<Obi Wan Baloney> You should be careful when doing barrel rolls - it could disturb the yeast.
<Chuck Yeager> Thanks, I'm trying to reduce my bread intake anyway.

by Mark Shackelford November 19, 2007