Mario's definitions

marioso

crazzzy mofo...part time hobo and full time shizzler

marioso, making an eye at dearson, winks rather seductively...

by Mario November 2, 2004

jock

Person dedicated to sports...date and f*ck cheerleaders or any girl they want

that jock is awesome...i ll totaly f#$k him

by Mario November 12, 2003

fatdaygo

a hideous smelly italian loser who has neither a job nor a car

Anthony Tarescavage

by Mario June 30, 2003

ripped chef

An OSU that cooks at the Kee Loon.

The ripped chef came storming out of the kitchen after Master tried to pull Little Darrell's hand away from his nose after Master swallowed a whole dish of hot mustard.

by Mario March 14, 2003

Karmen

A short, blonde girl from Louisiana. She thinks she is ugly but with her beautiful gray eyes and perfect smile, she is tha finest ma around.

Man, Karmen is comin to visit. You should see this gorgeous thing.

by Mario January 11, 2004

Spooge Cannon

When you're spoogin',
yer oozin,
an ya can't stop gooin'
So point your poonin' at a gurl of yo choosin'
anduh giv 'er somethin' to chewin'
loco luccie buseie

Middle school girls in tights love da spooge cannon. Lation pride!

by MARIO December 8, 2004

Mustachio

A mofo that has a mustach as big as his head.

hairy naaaaaaaz also simon

by mario November 10, 2003