Mario's definitions

mario second

2/5 of a second-the amount of time it takes for one second on Super Mario Bros. to deplete.

Have you ever run the 100 meter in under 30 mario seconds?

by Mario November 8, 2004

Dirtball

Noun: Describes what is essentially a useless human being whose very presence demeans the beauty in our world.

Alternatives: "Scumbag", "Lowlife".

1. Criminals
2. Smokers who think they have "rights"
3. Needlessly violent people
4. Bad parents
5. Attorneys
People who selfishly divide others for their own purposes with doublespeak and promises of serving the needs of specific "Communities" rather than serving the greater good of all.

by Mario November 15, 2004

ye son

the e werd or jus do ye son

ooo ye son
joojust do ye son

by mario July 12, 2003

ginzo

A derogatory slur against a Sicilian.

These God damn ginzos are so dark you would think they work in a coal mine.

by Mario April 21, 2005

Von One Hour

A person that seemingly requires approximatley 60 minutes to complete simple tasks.

"Hes been in the bathroom for an hour, that guy takes an hour for everything"

by Mario September 15, 2004

arrato

later, as in: See you later

All right Moreno call me later, arrato.

by Mario August 28, 2003

stapo

dirty little teacher no elbow likes cock!

your a stapo

by mario November 18, 2003