ripped chef

An OSU that cooks at the Kee Loon.
The ripped chef came storming out of the kitchen after Master tried to pull Little Darrell's hand away from his nose after Master swallowed a whole dish of hot mustard.
by Mario March 14, 2003
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mario second

2/5 of a second-the amount of time it takes for one second on Super Mario Bros. to deplete.
Have you ever run the 100 meter in under 30 mario seconds?
by Mario November 09, 2004
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Dirtball

Noun: Describes what is essentially a useless human being whose very presence demeans the beauty in our world.

Alternatives: "Scumbag", "Lowlife".
1. Criminals
2. Smokers who think they have "rights"
3. Needlessly violent people
4. Bad parents
5. Attorneys
People who selfishly divide others for their own purposes with doublespeak and promises of serving the needs of specific "Communities" rather than serving the greater good of all.
by Mario November 16, 2004
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Mustachio

A mofo that has a mustach as big as his head.
hairy naaaaaaaz also simon
by mario November 11, 2003
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Spooge Cannon

When you're spoogin',
yer oozin,
an ya can't stop gooin'
So point your poonin' at a gurl of yo choosin'
anduh giv 'er somethin' to chewin'
loco luccie buseie
Middle school girls in tights love da spooge cannon. Lation pride!
by MARIO December 09, 2004
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arrato

by Mario August 28, 2003
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mariospenis

by Mario November 09, 2004
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