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5 definitions by Maria Varela

 
1.
Ostensibly an English band comprised of four members but only two are ever seen: look up Carlos Barat and Pete Doherty. They sail on the Albion towards Arcadia on their quest to save rock n'roll. They used to hustle.
My name is John and I'm in the Libertines; get a microscope.
by Maria Varela November 15, 2003
 
2.
Franco-Russian soft-haired and soft-spoken bassist for the Strokes. Often found in the background of photos and obscured by a lot of hair. Has great taste in literature and a heart of gold. Plays chess and Trivial Pursuit.
I met Nikolai Fraiture and we talked about how "Crime and Punishment" was actually inferior to "The Devils."
by Maria Varela November 15, 2003
 
3.
One smitten with, obsessed by, in love with Nikolai Fraiture, bass player and god-like beauty, of the Strokes. NOT meaning a fan of "Nico" she of Velvet Underground fame.
Before the Strokes show everyone thought I was crazy 'cos I kept yelling "Nikolai where are you?" Then they called me a nikojunkie.
by Maria Varela November 20, 2003
 
4.
Incredibly gifted Puerto-Rican looking singer and songwriter for NY band the Strokes. His dad was a creep; he's not. His eyes are quite expressive and he doesn't shy away from making out with guys for no reason. Not a scenester (see:Nick Valensi/Fab Moretti).
Julian Casablancas tugged at his collar and then slapped Nikolai on the rear.
by Maria Varela November 15, 2003
 
5.
Lead singer of dirge band Interpol. Blonde, blue-eyed and beauty marked this man is a Slavic-looking stunner. His voice is really low and his lyrics make no sense. Alcohol is his best friend.
Paul Banks is my catatonic sex toy.
by Maria Varela November 15, 2003