Marco's definitions

wiisexual

wiisexual - (adverb) too into technologies such as the wii, the xbox, the john stewart show, the youtube and the myspace. Not enough into well, into sex., dating, talking to someone in person, etc.

Oh, my, gawd, look, at, her, butt, she's, so wiisexual. Soon enough we will all be pear-shaped.

by marco February 2, 2007

plom

acronym standing for "Poor Little Old Me." Used often to describe the behavior of whiners and those who feel sorry for themselves.

Zeke is always spouting ploms about his latest drama episode, of which there appear to be a never-ending series.

by Marco February 24, 2015

shafted twat waffle

When you want to make fun of someone, so you say shafted twat waffle because it's one of those words.

Uh, that crackhead

by Marco January 6, 2004

bring the noise

Rally call to step it up before confronting an enemy or opponent. Akin to "Bring it on!"

Said with passion and ferocity.

Gargamel is calling you out Papa Smurf. He said, "Step up bitch."

Wha? Bring the Noise!

by marco March 30, 2005

fazy

Fuckin Lazy

Patrick is so damn fazy at work.

by Marco September 26, 2003

arkansas

Arkansas became the 25th state on June 15, 1836; not to be confused with Kansas, which became the 34th state January 29, 1861. Also, most residents of central, southern and eastern Arkansas are of ethnic descent; primarily, Hispanic and African. Northern Arkansas, while scenic, is significantly more populated than the capitol in Little Rock.

In short, stfu retard because it's not redneck and empty. It's not Iowa.

Today on the news a man raped and killed 5 women before he was caught selling crack downtown.

by marco March 21, 2005

Hairy Axe Wound

unkept ladies front bottom area.

"janets hairy axe wound was desperate for a trim"

by marco November 16, 2003