Marc's definitions
Liverpool FC are a Spanish Football Team based in Merseyside who rely on Gloryhunters from Liverpool and Beyond. Often there fans support Liverpool because they are sheep (copy every else and probably from Yorkshire) and they start supporting Liverpool when they win something. There fans think Stevie G Laaaaaaaaah is the greatest player ever in the world. They don't go to games, even the local fans don't. They buy scarfs from the Dock Market and watch the match on the TV and they have never been to 1 Live match. They find it hard to buy tickets because most of the Liverpool fans are travellers and Gypsies and cant afford, most of the true supporters (5% of their fans) are stood infront of some random bloke who flew from the middle east, yorkshire, london, essex and Scandinavia.
Bloke 1: Yeah Liverpool FC !
Bloke 2: What?
Bloke 1: Yeah Liverpool they are the best!
Bloke 2: Since when have you liked football let alone support liverpool?
Bloke 1: Erm. All me Life.
Bloke: 2 How many games have you been to?
Bloke 1: I went to my first one at the final?
Bloke 2: So is that when you started supporting Liverpool you glory hunting cunt?
Bloke 1: Well our just jeleous of Liverpool the best in the world. Steven Gerrrard is the greatest player in the world.
Bloke 2: Who said anything about being jelous? And Gerrard aint the greatest.
Bloke 1: Your jelous cause liverpool are the best.
Bloke 2: Your 36 and from Liverpool and have only just been to your first game this year? Thats called gloryhunting supporting the winning team as soon as they win. How did you get the tickets?
Bloke 1: My mate from Cardiff. He decided to support Liverpool again because they are in the final!
Bloke 2: What?
Bloke 1: Yeah Liverpool they are the best!
Bloke 2: Since when have you liked football let alone support liverpool?
Bloke 1: Erm. All me Life.
Bloke: 2 How many games have you been to?
Bloke 1: I went to my first one at the final?
Bloke 2: So is that when you started supporting Liverpool you glory hunting cunt?
Bloke 1: Well our just jeleous of Liverpool the best in the world. Steven Gerrrard is the greatest player in the world.
Bloke 2: Who said anything about being jelous? And Gerrard aint the greatest.
Bloke 1: Your jelous cause liverpool are the best.
Bloke 2: Your 36 and from Liverpool and have only just been to your first game this year? Thats called gloryhunting supporting the winning team as soon as they win. How did you get the tickets?
Bloke 1: My mate from Cardiff. He decided to support Liverpool again because they are in the final!
by Marc May 24, 2006
Get the Liverpool FCmug. A woman no taller than five feet three inches tall and more than a few pounds overweight who would be cute if she lost a little weight. Often seen truck-truck-truckin' around.
by Marc November 17, 2003
Get the grumpkinmug. 1. A Fake Ass Nigger aka a Wanksta
2. Can't sing a song without a hook up (Ashanti) or himself being a hook up.
3. Sounds like the Cookie Monster.
4. Likes to pretend he is Hip Hop
5. When he is R&B
6. Likes to say "Murder" alot.
7. Likes to pretend to be 2Pac (Tupac) by either copying his style.
8. Or Copying off 50 Cent songs.
9. Or Busta Rhymes.
10. Probably hated by Fat Joe, D-Block but joined him to help him sell records. See below
2. Can't sing a song without a hook up (Ashanti) or himself being a hook up.
3. Sounds like the Cookie Monster.
4. Likes to pretend he is Hip Hop
5. When he is R&B
6. Likes to say "Murder" alot.
7. Likes to pretend to be 2Pac (Tupac) by either copying his style.
8. Or Copying off 50 Cent songs.
9. Or Busta Rhymes.
10. Probably hated by Fat Joe, D-Block but joined him to help him sell records. See below
New York - Ja Rule feaf Fat Joe, Jadakiss
Hook - Ja Rule
I got a hundred cookies, a hundred hook ups, Nigga I'm from New York (New York)
I got a semi-automatic song that I only sell by getting a Hook Up (Hook Up)
I got a hundred cookies, a hundred hook ups, Nigga I'm from New York (New York)
I got a semi-automatic song that I only sell by getting a Hook Up (Hook Up)
(You Know)
Hook - Ja Rule
I got a hundred cookies, a hundred hook ups, Nigga I'm from New York (New York)
I got a semi-automatic song that I only sell by getting a Hook Up (Hook Up)
I got a hundred cookies, a hundred hook ups, Nigga I'm from New York (New York)
I got a semi-automatic song that I only sell by getting a Hook Up (Hook Up)
(You Know)
by Marc November 27, 2004
Get the Ja Rulemug. A fast eating scruffy suburbanite, often prone to fits of spontaneous laughter. Long fingernails are an additional feature.
by Marc June 6, 2003
Get the Winecormug. 

