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Tekken

A fighting game by Namco.

The game has a good storyline but after Tekken Tag Tounerment gameplay has seemed to of slowed down alot.

The games major combo moves are far easier to master compared to previous Tekken games.

The only other close clone to Tekken is Virtua Fighter which was made before any other Tekken game.

Doesn't matter if a game is a clone or not. It only matters if it is a cheap clone.

Me personally I prefer Street Fighter which proves 2d graphics has nothing to do with gameplay and has a good storyline.

And I also like Super Smash Bros. Melee...
(Tekken)

Round One...
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-6 hours later-

Fight!

(Guy #1 does a very simple combo of kick punch, kick, kick punch.

You Win!
by Marc January 30, 2005
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Wrangle

Verb. To wrestle a ferocious animal into place. This animal may also include my wife.
In my spare time I am an Ostrich Wrangler.
Billy wrangled my wife into position to receive.
by Marc April 4, 2005
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bad-ass

1. adjective. having extremely favorable qualities

2. adjective. pertaining to a person or thing that is rugged, strong, and/or ready to show these qualities

3. noun. person who is perceived to have the qualities of definition 2
1. I have a bad-ass car with a kickin sound system and bitchin rims.

2. The armored tank is a bad-ass military vehicle that can roll over just about anything.

3. Mohammed Ali was a bad-ass in the boxing ring.
by Marc February 24, 2004
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stage turd

1. noun. Any number of substances that can form a ball and impede the progress of pushing a road case across an otherwise smooth stage or floor. Many times composed of discarded gaff tape or post-show confetti.

Entymology/notes: Used primarily by stage hands during concert set-ups.
The wheel on my road case keeps catching on these fucking stage turds. Someone needs to get a broom.
by Marc September 20, 2004
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funasuperific

Like fun+super+terrific
Also if not so great funarific
I won!! Thats fun funasuperific
by marc December 6, 2004
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suckstress

n. female who is skilled in performing oral sex on a male.
"That chick was the queen of all suckstresses -- I never had a better blowjob in my life!"
by Marc February 14, 2004
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six pack

1. noun. Well defined abdominal muscles in the configuration of a six pack of canned drinks.

2. noun. a collection of six single serve cans or bottles of a beverage (usually soda or beer) packaged together in either cardboard or plastic rings

3. (sexual) verb. to stimulate a female sexual partner by placing two digits of the same hand into the anus and vagina as if preparing to pick up a six pack (as per def 2).

4. (technical) noun or verb. While working an entertainment event on ice such as a hockey game or ice skating event, to slip and fall on the ice while not wearing ice skates.

Entymology/notes: (def 3) Derogatory. Usually employed while bragging in locker room type situations. (def 4) Used by stage hands and those who have occasion to work on ice rinks while wearing civilian shoes. If said person slips on the ice and falls, another ice worker who sees the incident may traditionally call upon the victim to buy a six pack (as per def 2) for the witness after helping him or her off the ice, especially if the incident involves injury.
1. She must do situps. Her stomach is sporting a six pack that just won't fucking quit!

2. While in the store, I bought a pack of fags and a six pack of beer.

3. I was going down on this chick last night and right when she was about to come, I six packed her and the bitch went fucking nuts!

4. I helped the newbie up after he six packed into the ice. He was more careful after that to watch his step when the Zamboni had shaved the ice.
by Marc September 20, 2004
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