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poonfest

National Men's Holiday on Dec 27th. This celebration time is when friends (men) get together and celelbrate all things poon. Original design was to fill the void between Christmas and New Years.

In Canada the tradition is to gather in the morning and start the comsumption of beer - followed by visiting all the nudie bars and sex stores until it is time to pass out.

This is now in it's 9th year in Canada, started in Richmond, BC.
What are you doing for PoonFest?
by Marc December 7, 2004
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the full nelson

the traditional act of eating out a girl's asshole with chops sticks and soy sauce(preferibly one of asian decent)
Marc put the full nelson on Patricia, with a side of kung poon shrimp.
by marc February 3, 2005
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money slave

1. (derogetory) A person who believes that money is the epitome of accomplishment. See also: yuppie, the man.

2. A person who is trapped in a low paying job. See also: wage slave
1. That dude driving that Mercedes is a fucking money slave.

2. I feel sorry for those money slaves working at McDonalds
by Marc December 18, 2003
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coolio

Coolio was a Rapper who was a "one hit wonder". Everyone knows him fro gangsta's paradise and thats it.
"Whats that song coolio has done ages ago"

"gansgters paradise is the onl;y one hes done"
by Marc May 28, 2004
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farf

Another term for hair that grows around the anus.
I was pretty sure that the chef didn't like me because I found farf in my soup.
by Marc April 25, 2005
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spam head

A Person with an unusally large forehead
Edward Cartwrite and brainy people somtimes have these unsally large foreheads
by Marc June 6, 2003
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hoover

1 n. a person who (a) is well-practiced at performing oral sex on a male, performs the act a lot, or (b) is seen in a negative light for performing the act. See also, (complimentary) suckstress, (derogatory) slut.

2. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than his fair portion of shared cocaine. See also pig.

3. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than a safe amount of cocaine. See also, party girl, coke head.

4. n. in SCUBA diving, a person who depletes his air supply more quickly than others in the group.

5. n. or v. in some parts of Great Britain and Australia, a generic term for "vacuum cleaner" (as people in the United States say "Coke" when they mean soda or "band-aid" when they mean adhesive bandage).
1. (a) My girlfriend gives great blowjobs. She's a fucking hoover!

(b) That hoover has blown every guy in the club. I wouldn't stick a stolen dick in that mouth.

2. We agreed to divvy up an eight-ball of coke three ways, but that greedy hoover Carl bumped half of it before we got any.

3. If Emily doesn't stop snorting so much coke, that hoover is going to give herself a heart attack.

4. I still had half a tank left, but we had to surface because Joe was being a total hoover and had used up all his air.

5. We spilled dirt on the carpet, so we had to hoover the entire floor. What did we use? A hoover.
by Marc February 14, 2004
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