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poonfest

National Men's Holiday on Dec 27th. This celebration time is when friends (men) get together and celelbrate all things poon. Original design was to fill the void between Christmas and New Years.

In Canada the tradition is to gather in the morning and start the comsumption of beer - followed by visiting all the nudie bars and sex stores until it is time to pass out.

This is now in it's 9th year in Canada, started in Richmond, BC.
What are you doing for PoonFest?
by Marc December 7, 2004
mugGet the poonfestmug.

money slave

1. (derogetory) A person who believes that money is the epitome of accomplishment. See also: yuppie, the man.

2. A person who is trapped in a low paying job. See also: wage slave
1. That dude driving that Mercedes is a fucking money slave.

2. I feel sorry for those money slaves working at McDonalds
by Marc December 18, 2003
mugGet the money slavemug.

unsat

adj. Of poor quality. Lacking.

entemology: Thanks to the military's love for abbreviations and acronyms, unsat is shor for "unsatisfactory"
The plebe had unpolished shoes and a wrinkled uniform. The inspecting officer failed him and said he was completely unsat.
by Marc February 7, 2004
mugGet the unsatmug.

ya-hooka

weed, marijuana, bud, refer,pot, ganga
yo cuz you wanna go buy a fat sack of yahooka
by marc March 11, 2004
mugGet the ya-hookamug.

farf

Another term for hair that grows around the anus.
I was pretty sure that the chef didn't like me because I found farf in my soup.
by Marc April 25, 2005
mugGet the farfmug.

straight acting

1. Conventionally masculine. Describes a homosexual male whose behaviour resembles that of the traditional heterosexual or straight male stereotype. Often considered politically incorrect (or even homophobic) as a label, but can be used facetiously. May apply to gay males who exhibit conventional masculinity out of a genuine predisposition, as well as to those who affect it out of insecurity (sometimes to remain in the closet).
2. The gay male equivalent of the lipstick lesbian. As a social phenomenon, the "straight acting" homosexual breaks from gay stereotypes in a way comparable to the metrosexual's defiance of straight stereotypes. (Both labels rely on stereotypes in order to be understandable, even as they describe non-stereotypical behaviour.)
1. "I've never considered myself downright flaming, but my straight acting boyfriend makes me look sooo faggy."
2. "He's so straight acting he passed by my gaydar undetected."
3. "I hate the term 'straight acting.' I mean, who's to say that straight people aren't trying to act like US?"
by Marc January 27, 2004
mugGet the straight actingmug.

Hardy Hawk

noun. A mohawk made of pubic hair in the pubic region.
I just made myself a Hardy Hawk!
by Marc April 3, 2005
mugGet the Hardy Hawkmug.

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