2 definitions by Manic Hispanic
The most hallowed of traditions of the employees of Great Lakes Airlines. Every March, all employees must grow a mustache for the duration of the month. The last day of February is the last day that the upper lip can be shaved. Then, during the last week of the month, the annual Mustache Bash is held and awards for various follicle cultivation achievements are distributed. Roots of this tradition are hazy, but most attribute it to a pollock captain and El Capitan
I can't wait for Mustache March, I've been massaging my lip for months to stimulate the follicles. I'm going to make Tom Selleck look like a fucking boy scout.
by Manic Hispanic February 11, 2009
Hey honey, interested in a banana nut muffin tonight?
Only if you shaved your balls. Last time the stubble killed my snizz
Only if you shaved your balls. Last time the stubble killed my snizz
by Manic Hispanic January 27, 2009