Mandi's definitions

stork

To impede or block access to.

Dude, quit storking the remote!

by Mandi January 18, 2004

yo momma

a bitch ass mother fucker that masterbaits to your best friends picture!!

a stupid whore that has sex just for fun and money to buy more fuck buddies!!!

shanaynay:"im gonna have sex for money and i will like it then i will buy more fuck buddies".

by mandi June 17, 2004

double head

two females or males giving the same male a blow job

I got double head from Anne and John last night.

by mandi December 5, 2003

will ferrell

the greatest actor in the world and who i idolize. can say pretty much anything and make it funny!! great facial expressions and truley a comic genius! best known for skits on SNL. SNL hasnt been the same since he*s left. Also has played in A Night at the Roxburry, The Ladies Man, Zoolander, Elf, Old School, Anchorman, and will be starring in the new film *Be-Witched*, as well as many others.

Will Ferrel is an amazing actor; not only is he ridiculously funny, he*s just fun to watch!

by mandi January 5, 2005

douche bag

People who have snow on their boards or skiis while they are on a lift and "Accidently" drop it on a snowboarder down below!

boarder that got hit with snow: "You f*ckin douche bag! "

by Mandi January 27, 2004

Thot

The hood own that.

That bitch is ratchet she's a thot.
The whole crew fucked that thot.

by Mandi May 5, 2014

goff

Another way to pronounce the word goth. Used to make the word seem more new. Quirky, unusual people do it.

I am not a goth as you say. I...I am a goff. Mwhahahaha!

by mandi November 28, 2003