81 definitions by MalumLibrum958

Fit for a king

To be of exceptionally top notch quality.

The feast was fit for a king.

by MalumLibrum958 April 20, 2023

F

A way of paying respects online.

Him: I told her I love her.
You: That's awesome! What did she say?!
Him: She told me she loved me, too...
You: That's AWESOME! I can't believe-
Him: ...As a friend.
You: ...
Him: ...
You: F

by MalumLibrum958 October 14, 2020

Ohio-level crazy

When something is so crazy that it should be in Ohio.

Alice: It turns out that the moon is actually a giant spaceship filled with basketball courts.
Bob: Dang. That's Ohio-level crazy.

by MalumLibrum958 April 20, 2023

Caught in a Genjutsu

A type of seizure caused by sitting too close to the TV. Symptoms include hallucinating that you've wound up in Oklahoma.

You must have been caught in a genjutsu from sitting too close to the TV.

by MalumLibrum958 April 23, 2023

We need to talk

Synonymous with the words "you're doomed" and "run for your bloody life".

Meghan: Daryl, we need to talk.
Daryl: Sure, honey, just a moment.
(jumps out third-story window)

by MalumLibrum958 October 1, 2020

No Chance

An affirmation that something is never going to happen.

Dad: Okay, I'll see you later! (Drops wallet)
Hammy: Dropped, it was. Protect, I must.
(Olivia appears)
Hammy: Not you!
Olivia: That's my Amex!
Hammy: No chance!

by MalumLibrum958 March 25, 2021

We're Tucked In

A euphemism for "We're fucked". Sometimes said as "We're tucked in and kissed goodnight" for added effect.

Gus: The moon's about to land on top of us!
Skully: Then we're tucked in and kissed goodnight!

by MalumLibrum958 October 1, 2020