Malcolm's definitions

jonmac

The act of bedding three different women in any 24 hour period.

Guy 1 "Hey man, what you doin' tonight?"

Guy 2 "Nuthin much, jus' bangin' Chrystal"

Guy 1 "Fo' real. You finna get your jonmac bro!"

Guy 2 "Shamone, I'm the Mo Fo Man!"

Guy 1 "Word"

by Malcolm July 19, 2004

mappy

A mappy is a word created to describe an african american woman with extremely nappy hair.

Ohhhh mahhh gawdddd, look at her, she is soooo mappy, I cant beleive this shit

by Malcolm January 30, 2005

sloppyjoe

vomiting on a dick while giving head


Background: Malcolm

My dick is so big, whenever a gurl gives me head, she does a sloppy joe

by Malcolm July 2, 2004

DigitalGunfire

It is the best irc channel on irc.freenode.net (theres also some music thing associated with it)

#DigitalGunfire is the shit, y0

by malcolm June 16, 2004

Kaiju Big Battle

A Live Monster Fighting Tournament consisting of grown men wearing made up Japanese monster suits beating the crap out of eachother in a steal cage. AKA - Pure Awesomeness

"Kaiju Big Battel is coming to Town!"

by Malcolm January 25, 2004

Corbian syndrome

when someone stays with a woman/man he/she hates only for sex or fear of not being with a woman or man ever again.

-that poor bastard got the corbian syndrome.

by Malcolm November 26, 2004

sporca puttana

dirty prostitute

tu sei una brutta sporca puttana.(you are an ugly dirty prostitute)

by malcolm June 2, 2004