Malcolm's definitions

mappy

A mappy is a word created to describe an african american woman with extremely nappy hair.

Ohhhh mahhh gawdddd, look at her, she is soooo mappy, I cant beleive this shit

by Malcolm January 30, 2005

jonmac

The act of bedding three different women in any 24 hour period.

Guy 1 "Hey man, what you doin' tonight?"

Guy 2 "Nuthin much, jus' bangin' Chrystal"

Guy 1 "Fo' real. You finna get your jonmac bro!"

Guy 2 "Shamone, I'm the Mo Fo Man!"

Guy 1 "Word"

by Malcolm July 19, 2004

Malcolm'd

When you insult Malcolm, and he dishes it right back at ya! malcolmed

You are so stupid.
>Your face is so stupid!

by Malcolm October 27, 2003

gented

Gented or "i done a gent"

To do something absolutely wrong (& could lead to hazardess results).

by Malcolm December 22, 2003

G

Shortened form of "G spot". G pot is short for Grafenberg spot after the first scientist to describe it.

There is a spot inside the vagina that is extremely sensitive to deep pressure. It is felt through the anterior or front wall of the vagina about five centimetres from the entrance. It makes most women cum, when properly stimulated.

I need you to let me get on top so you press against my G better.

by Malcolm January 25, 2004

i hear your cry

a saying often used by black people that means "I understand what your saying"

idiot #1 Hey bro the man is keeping me down!
idiot #2 I hear your cry. I hear your cry

by malcolm March 12, 2004

Kaiju Big Battle

A Live Monster Fighting Tournament consisting of grown men wearing made up Japanese monster suits beating the crap out of eachother in a steal cage. AKA - Pure Awesomeness

"Kaiju Big Battel is coming to Town!"

by Malcolm January 25, 2004