Malcolm's definitions

Malcolmed

a. Intoxicated with alcohol liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties
b. Caused or influenced by intoxication

also known as:
Adjectives drunk, tipsy; intoxicated; inebrious, inebriate, inebriated; in one's cups; in a state of intoxicationn.; temulent, temulentive; fuddled, mellow, cut, boozy, fou, fresh, merry, elevated; flustered, disguised, groggy, beery; top-heavy; potvaliant, glorious; potulent; squiffy; overcome, overtaken; whittled, screwed, tight, primed, corned, raddled, sewed up, lushy, nappy, muddled, muzzy, obfuscated, maudlin; crapulous, dead drunk.

I am malcolmed

by Malcolm November 29, 2003

slut pop

Popular music sung by nubile females dressed in as little as possible in film clips to attract male viewers. Their singing ability is typically inverse to their looks.

Christina Aguilera

by Malcolm March 29, 2003

sloppyjoe

vomiting on a dick while giving head


Background: Malcolm

My dick is so big, whenever a gurl gives me head, she does a sloppy joe

by Malcolm July 2, 2004

G

Shortened form of "G spot". G pot is short for Grafenberg spot after the first scientist to describe it.

There is a spot inside the vagina that is extremely sensitive to deep pressure. It is felt through the anterior or front wall of the vagina about five centimetres from the entrance. It makes most women cum, when properly stimulated.

I need you to let me get on top so you press against my G better.

by Malcolm January 25, 2004

DigitalGunfire

It is the best irc channel on irc.freenode.net (theres also some music thing associated with it)

#DigitalGunfire is the shit, y0

by malcolm June 16, 2004

Kaiju Big Battle

A Live Monster Fighting Tournament consisting of grown men wearing made up Japanese monster suits beating the crap out of eachother in a steal cage. AKA - Pure Awesomeness

"Kaiju Big Battel is coming to Town!"

by Malcolm January 25, 2004

candy rain

Male sexual fluids. Semen.

She drank down his candy rain.

by Malcolm January 25, 2004