4 definitions by MaisieVonVanity
by MaisieVonVanity August 13, 2016
Mya is an amazing person. A Mya has a lot of complex thoughts and feelings; remember this because she gets offended if you dumb her down or be condescending. She is normally tall with lighter hair, pretty eyes, and a extremely sassy personality. She will be the most sarcastic person you will ever know, and a lot of the time it will come out mean, but you should know she's just joking around. She isn't one to rush into a relationship quickly, so take it slow. She will normally put band members over you, so take that into consideration before dating her. She's usually insecure about her appearance, so make sure you remind her that she's beautiful. She is nice on the outside, but when you get to know her, she's an absolute bitch, but in a 'just kidding' way. She swears like a sailor, but only in private. She will usually pick Coke over Pepsi, but it depends on the day. She's extremely smart, and will usually facepalm if you don't get her references. She appreciates books, and is very socially awkward. She is a great person, so if you manage to get a Mya, hang on to her. You won't find another one.
by MaisieVonVanity August 16, 2016
1.Dumb materialistic bitches who for some odd reason (Kim K being a porn star)are famous; are often associated with the Jenner family.
2. A total white girl who is obsessed with Uggs, leggings, Starbucks, Instagram, and looking on fleek at all times; More often than not named a total white name like Britney, Stephanie, Hannah, or Chloe, and very materialistic.
3. Following in the Kardashian way, i.e. very materialistic, rich, popular for no reason, may or may not be a porn star,etc.
2. A total white girl who is obsessed with Uggs, leggings, Starbucks, Instagram, and looking on fleek at all times; More often than not named a total white name like Britney, Stephanie, Hannah, or Chloe, and very materialistic.
3. Following in the Kardashian way, i.e. very materialistic, rich, popular for no reason, may or may not be a porn star,etc.
by MaisieVonVanity August 17, 2016
A super annoying materialistic bitch, who has a name more often that not somewhere from this list:
-Hannah
-Sarah
-Britney
-Whitney
-Stephanie
-Nikki
-Becky
-Nicole
Some total white name like that. Takes a liking to Instagram, leggings, Uggs, and Starbucks.Is most likely popular. Total fake ass bitch that at ALL COSTS MUST NOT BE TRUSTED! Do not ever become friends with a total white girl; She will dump your ass if she gets a better offer with no looking back. Sometimes, a total white girl isn't always white. There are some Hispanic, African American, and Asians that also slip through the cracks. Always remember that total white girl is not an appearance, it is a personality, and also a disease .If you manage to find a total white girl in the wild, stay as far away as possible. They are sick. We are not robots. We are not slaves. We are Banana Nation.
-Hannah
-Sarah
-Britney
-Whitney
-Stephanie
-Nikki
-Becky
-Nicole
Some total white name like that. Takes a liking to Instagram, leggings, Uggs, and Starbucks.Is most likely popular. Total fake ass bitch that at ALL COSTS MUST NOT BE TRUSTED! Do not ever become friends with a total white girl; She will dump your ass if she gets a better offer with no looking back. Sometimes, a total white girl isn't always white. There are some Hispanic, African American, and Asians that also slip through the cracks. Always remember that total white girl is not an appearance, it is a personality, and also a disease .If you manage to find a total white girl in the wild, stay as far away as possible. They are sick. We are not robots. We are not slaves. We are Banana Nation.
Sarah: OMG Becky did you see that post of me on Instagram at Starbucks when I was wearing my leggings and Uggs?
Becky: OMG I totally do.
Me: They are such total white girls.
Becky: OMG I totally do.
Me: They are such total white girls.
by MaisieVonVanity August 17, 2016