7 definitions by Mahogany Ride
by Mahogany Ride August 29, 2007
The act of driving horribly with little regard to those drivers around them. Typically characterized by weaving, sudden lane changes, lack of signaling, too slow or more than likely, too fast. Generally the driver, if seen, is a woman of any age and of Asian decent performing the act of using a cell phone to talk and/or text, apply makeup, drink an espresso latte, etc. Such drivers are nearly always driving a Lexus or some other expensive car, and many drive expensive, large SUV's like an Escalade or Hummer.
Dude, watch out for that big white Escalade with the driver who looks the size a 5 year old, she is most definitely driving Asian!
by Mahogany Ride August 18, 2007
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by Mahogany Ride August 29, 2007
First kid in food court - "Dude, look at the canckles on that mall rat..."
Second kid in food court - "Shut up dumbass! I'm trying to eat!!"
Second kid in food court - "Shut up dumbass! I'm trying to eat!!"
by Mahogany Ride August 29, 2007
In some ways the opposite of a brown eye, but located in the same vicinity. The vagina as sometimes seen from behind when a woman with particularly large, loose and over-sized labia lips when she bends over, creating the look of a huge, droopy eye.
by Mahogany Ride August 29, 2007