3 definitions by Magnus von Ottoman
Diminutive employee at any occupation that constantly pretends to know more than everyone. They can be easily identified by their short status and likelihood to try and kill off the entire staff because he just had a hard time mounting a tire. They listen to loud terrible rap music and mix whey protein with cranberry juice. YEAHHHHHHH!
by Magnus von Ottoman September 24, 2018
The dreaded "Canada Error", is an ongoing struggle for PS4 gamers playing battlefield 4. It causes the game to freeze and crash without warning, leaving players in Canada very frustrated. A new study by Dr. Loveseat has revealed that the error is much more common in moose friendly houses, also stating that high concentrations of maple syrup, poutine, and cars not made by the Ford Motor Company significantly increase the chance of said error.
Oh damn it ce-34878-0e my stupid game crashed again. I have to remember to not eat my poutine with my moose so close to the console.
by Magnus von Ottoman December 2, 2013
The birthplace of "bro"dom and of everyone that is a true bro. It is beleived that the council of 6 reside here, but it has never been confirmed.
by Magnus von Ottoman August 16, 2011