7 definitions by Magnumus Dongus
The sexual act of moulding a 20-meterboulder into your hand and chiselling it into a fist with your dick/strap-on. Then during sex, ask your partner to turn around and bend over, only to surprise them with a rusty hard rock up their sweet ass and ravage their insides with vigor and tenacity, flamboyantly shaking your fist around their insides before suddenly pulling out to let the juices flow inside-out and offer it to Lord Ochinchin.
David: I gave my girlfriend a boulder fisting for her anniversary present.
Hans: What the fuck man, you literally just obliterated her?!
Hans: What the fuck man, you literally just obliterated her?!
by Magnumus Dongus October 18, 2015
It consists of blowing into the receivers anus while firmly grasping the gonads and you can probably guess the boner part, in order to emit a symphony of weird noises.
Man 1: Becky gave me a human tromboner last night
Man 2: that sounds like it was fun
Man 1: yeah she played my ass like a jazz tuba
Man 2: that sounds like it was fun
Man 1: yeah she played my ass like a jazz tuba
by Magnumus Dongus August 11, 2018
Hol' up, gotta make a quick google fap to get it out of my system.
Ho man, gonna be google fapping to this shit tonight!
Ho man, gonna be google fapping to this shit tonight!
by Magnumus Dongus March 15, 2017
Tod: Yo boys, we gonna finna dine tonight with Suzanne!
Gary: Finna dine?
Tod: Yeah man, we're gonna eat some mad pussy!
Gary: Finna dine?
Tod: Yeah man, we're gonna eat some mad pussy!
by Magnumus Dongus June 7, 2017
An occurrence in which the resident lives in any part of Texas, and there are thunderstorms and rains heavy and powerful enough to obliterate anything in their way, i.e., internet connectivity plummets, neighborhoods are flooded, the marshlands are swamped, you name it, it can do it.
Frederick: Aw hell brother, I got hit by them Texas Monsoons
Yonick: Damn boy, hope your not in any flash flood potential areas.
Frederick: But I am though, and my internet’s at an all time low too
Yonick: RIP you
Yonick: Damn boy, hope your not in any flash flood potential areas.
Frederick: But I am though, and my internet’s at an all time low too
Yonick: RIP you
by Magnumus Dongus October 18, 2018
A good way to offer that special someone in bed a nice start to their day. This includes; wrapping a freshly cooked pancake around your dong, which will represent the sausage, then applying a little butter and some syrup on top of it with scrambled eggs on your nuts. Before deliverance, you wrap a bath towel around your waist with Special held underneath it before unveiling the surprise.
Hans: Hey honey, I whipped you up a bed and breakfast special for you.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.
by Magnumus Dongus April 3, 2018
When you're having vaginal or anal sex with your partner in the full nelson position, and right before you're gonna bust a nut, deliver a single, powerful thrust that launches them in mid-air and as they're coming back down, proceed to deck them right in the kisser.
My wife and I recently divorced because I decided to treat her to something special in the bedroom one night, and in the heat of the moment right when I was about to nut, I delivered the Harlem Haymaker hard enough that, not only did she clench like a vice grip, but also went into a 2-year coma.
by Magnumus Dongus March 24, 2020