3 definitions by Madness18

cock scratchers

Another name for your hands scratching your dirty cock. What you don't want touching your potato chips!

Keep your cock scratchers off of my food!

by Madness18 January 23, 2018

skillet ass

Having a large flat ass resembling a skillet! Usually contributed to sitting on your ass all day!

Man! Carol has one hell of a skillet ass!
She could cook on it!

by Madness18 March 29, 2018

liver ass

A long night of drinking cheap beer leads to a terrible hangover with long heavy fog farts with a warm finish that feels like your battered liver flaps out of your ass!

Damn dude! I drank all that cheap ass beer last night and I've got a mean case of liver ass! When I cut one it's heavy like fog and I'm pretty sure my rotten liver pokes out of my ass!

by Madness18 February 7, 2018