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A portmanteau of the words Dumbass, referring to an idiot, and Bastard, referring to someone with bad morals.
Boss: Hey, I need you to come in tomorrow, even though it's your day off.
Larry: Okay. See you then. *Hangs up phone* Dumbasstard.
by MadMark255 December 13, 2020
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To unceremoniously, possibly unfairly, murder someone
The senator was arrested for hiring a hitman to gank his rival
by MadMark255 December 18, 2021
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The original name for the popular Nintendo character Kirby before he was called, well, Kirby, according to a Twitter account allegedly belonging to Masahiro Sakurai (it was a joke account).

Incidentally, Kirby himself wasn't even actually Pink in his debut game, but rather entirely white.
Nintendo of America Twitter: What was Kirby’s original name?
Masahiro Sakurai: Pink Piece of Shit. I should know, I created him.
by MadMark255 February 4, 2021
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The act of deliberately, and usually maliciously, changing a detail of an event for one's own benefit.
Alan realized he became the victim of the Texas Switch when his blind date was a trap.
by MadMark255 December 18, 2021
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A glossary of terms containing the word "Shit", used to describe various objects situations.

The index is as follows:

- Apeshit: Insanely, possibly dangerously aggressive
- Batshit: Deranged, crazy, bizarre
- Bullshit: Lies, False, Untrue
- Chickenshit: Cowardly, fearful
- Dipshit: Foolish, stupid
- Dogshit: Low quality, very easy to damage

- Horseshit: Blatantly unfair, biased toward one side over another
- The Shit: Very impressive, widely enjoyable
Proper usage of the Shit Index is key to good hyperbole.
by MadMark255 May 4, 2023
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A slightly more polite way of calling someone an idiot.
Ryan: *Falls on his face after attempting an elaborate skateboard trick*
Eddy: *laughs* Oh my God, you're such a fucking dumbdumb!
by MadMark255 November 11, 2020
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A large, four-armed, ape like creature known to haunt the Arctic or rocky areas of the planet Pandora. Also known as a Primal Creature, Ferrovore, or, most commonly, a Bullymong.
-Axton: Hey, did you see me kill that Boner Fart by hitting it with a Grenade?
-Salvador: Yeah, that was awesome!
by MadMark255 April 20, 2022
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