Definitions by Macpony

Shit Stirrer of the Highest Order 

A person that excel in Shit Stirring. While a group of people may be known for Shit Stirring, this person is the leader of the pack.

Tech #1: Bob in Accounting called, he is unhappy with his computer again !

Tech #2: He is the Shit Stirrer of the Highest Order (SSOTHO) for a PITA department.

Tech #1: Yeah Buddy !

Shit Stirrer of the Highest Order by Macpony December 4, 2013

Data Hoarder 

The IT person in the company that holds a little known data base with all the key information. They use it to their advantage without sharing with others.

Lincoln is a Data Hoarder !!! He looks so smart because he has the MB Database with all the workstation information. Funny he doesn't give anyone else access to that company data. Grrrr.

Data Hoarder by Macpony November 6, 2012

Safety Crop 

The act of planting extra crops in FarmVille to cover a flakey friend while working on a Co-Op Farming project.

Kris: Why are you planting an extra field of wheat ? We already have enough planted.

Mike: Its a Safety Crop because Brent is so ADHD, he gets distracted and forgets to harvest in time. I am tired of virtual farming and coming up short on the goal !

Safety Crop by Macpony December 31, 2010

Loyalty Check 

The Friday at 4:30 PM visit from your boss to "just say Hi." What she is really saying is "want to make sure you are here and did not sneak out with all the other worker bees."

I was ready to hit happy hour early tonight but got hit with a Loyalty Check from "The Boss". She burried me with stuff to do early Monday morning.

Loyalty Check by Macpony September 17, 2010