5 definitions by MacGordon
Slang - Short for kleptomaniac
The uncontrollable inhibition to take material possessions from another person.
Also see Thief.
The uncontrollable inhibition to take material possessions from another person.
Also see Thief.
Person 1: Hey, can I barrow your mp3 player?
Person 2: Nope, I left in my dorm room and some stupid klepto came by and ripped me off.
Person 2: That smells out loud man!
Person 1: Tell me about it!
Person 2: I think I just did.
Person 2: Nope, I left in my dorm room and some stupid klepto came by and ripped me off.
Person 2: That smells out loud man!
Person 1: Tell me about it!
Person 2: I think I just did.
by MacGordon July 31, 2004
A person bent on calling other people, places, and things, by names other than what they are.
Most names given to these nouns are subtle descriptions in a negative format.
Most names given to these nouns are subtle descriptions in a negative format.
Person 1: My "stinking" life sucks. (Person then trips and falls to ground) Hey you "idiot" football player, I just tripped over this "stupid" football of yours. Why don't you and your "moron" friends go play in a burning building.
Football Player: I'm going to beat you up...you "NAME CALLER"
Female: Stop it, I will date you both.
Dog: Woof woof, bark!
Person 1: "Retarded" Dog!
Football Player: I'm going to beat you up...you "NAME CALLER"
Female: Stop it, I will date you both.
Dog: Woof woof, bark!
Person 1: "Retarded" Dog!
by MacGordon July 31, 2004
A generic term to describe any noun that might be in rough to bad condition, or something of no worth. When used properly, the term is a replacement for the actual brand name of the item.
Person 1: Hey, what kind of bike is that?
Person 2: It's a stink'n Jalopomy!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: A Huffy you idiot. I got it at K-mart.
Person 2: It's a stink'n Jalopomy!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: A Huffy you idiot. I got it at K-mart.
by MacGordon July 19, 2004
An older term used in the 70's & into the 80's about girls. One would say, "tie a piece of gum to the end of a fishing pole and you could catch yourself a bubblegummer."
Term coined from the incessant smacking and poping of bubble gum by the female gender. Very popular saying in Highschools of that time period.
Term coined from the incessant smacking and poping of bubble gum by the female gender. Very popular saying in Highschools of that time period.
Person 1: Hey, you have any gum?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Because, here come a group of bubblegummers, and maybe you can finally get a date.
Person 3: Hahaha, no doubt.
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Because, here come a group of bubblegummers, and maybe you can finally get a date.
Person 3: Hahaha, no doubt.
by MacGordon July 31, 2004
by MacGordon July 19, 2004