191 definitions by MOCO & P-Phat

Smell & Tell

Adult male version of "Show & Tell" where a guy places his index and middle fingers under his buddy's nose to indicate that he just finger-banged a chick.

P-Phat: I never liked "Show & Tell" in school.

MOCO: Really?

P-Phat: But I love Smell & Tell!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010

Roto Rooting

Anal sex - the guy's dick is rooting around for shit in his partner's ass

Rumor has it that Tom Cruise likes to receive a roto rooting several times per week.

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Cleaning Out the Pipes

1. Jacking off to dispose of excess cum (if it has been awhile since you last fucked) 2. Jacking off earlier in the day when you will be fucking a hot broad later (in order to last longer)

Since I was seeing Jessica later, I performed a Cleaning Out the Pipes!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007

Pussy-Breath

The smell coming out of the mouth of a guy who has just eaten out a broad's pussy

P-Phat: Hey bro!

MOCO: Hey man!

P-Phat: Dude nice pussy-breath!!!

MOCO: Thanks; I just ate out the nicest pussy ever!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2009

Spunky Dunkers

Cookies dunked into cum instead of milk and then eaten

Bitches love eating spunky dunkers!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007

Bush Whacking

Shaving all of the hair from a broad's pussy

(pussy = bush; whacking = shaving)

MOCO is going to perform some bush whacking!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Fashionably Late

The opposite of cumming too soon (premature ejaculation); when a guy is more than able to satisfy his broad by making his deposit late into the fuck fest

All the girls appreciate that MOCO is always fashionably late!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008