The Sooner Nation

1. Oklahoma
2. Premature Ejaculation or Ejaculators (a.k.a. male Oklahomans)

The Sooner Nation is full of nothing but Premature Ejaculation!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

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Cock Toking

Sucking cock; puffing on cock; Hog Smoking

Jessica is into cock toking!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

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Big Woodrow

Huge dick; large cock; grand schlong

Lisa adores MOCO's Big Woodrow!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

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School Nighter

Fucking on a school night (and you have to get up early to go to school or class the next morning; more for high school and college students than anyone else)

P-Phat and Becky had a school nighter last night and as a result P-Phat was late for class today.

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

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Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy

A bagel that has been micro-waved for 30 seconds to soften that is then placed between two sofa cushions and then gets fucked by a guy (Add cream cheese for extra enjoyment!)

Since he was without girlfriend and money, Mark decided to get off with a Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy.

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007

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