191 definitions by MOCO & P-Phat

National Jerk Off Day

In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).

It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)

My African friend tells me that Kwanzaa is fake, but he believes in National Jerk Off Day!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Get Your Stank On

Fucking - the stank is pussy juice - get it on your dick Stinkie Twinkie

Dude 1: I need some pussy!

Dude 2: Get Your Stank On!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2011

Cock Hoe

A hoe obsessed with cock; a whore

Yvette is a cock hoe!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2007

Big Papa Pussy

Nickname for a guy who always acts like a pussy around chicks (he won't step up to the plate) (Also known as Big Papa Punani)

Johnny was talking to Tracy for twenty minutes but Big Papa Pussy did nothing!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Bum-Rushing

Anal sex performed in prison

Most male prisoners are doomed to experience some bum-rushing!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Buffy Muffy

A Bald, smooth pussy

Jessica had a buffy muffy!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2008

Go Suck A Dick

Phrase yelled at a tool (a person pissing you off)

Adrien: I no like Americans (in a French accent).

P-Phat: Adrien, Go Suck A Dick!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009