5 definitions by MINI RANGA JESUS

Oscar "OJ" David

A extremely rare, last of its species Hippo which was smuggled into Australia from Mozambique and was allowed to stay since it boosted KFC's sales through the roof. This soon turned out to be a mistake since he shanked 30 kids and proceed to eat them to feed his everlasting hunger. He spent a life sentence of one week in prison and to many medical professionals surprise he outlived the sentence and is now a free hippo who spends most of his days eating and living as a God like figure for many hippos around the globe.

Kid 1: Have you ever seen Oscar "OJ" David?
kid 2: I have in fact and i even got away unshanked.
Kid 1: Duude, you know if you meet Oscar "OJ" David and survive you will be blessed with hippo powers.
Kid 2: Epic.

by MINI RANGA JESUS October 30, 2019

ROO

The fukin Taliban of Straya, but they are accepted because they are the only reliable mode of transport; No one likes riding the Echidnas so fuk off. Watch out, if you see a wild Roo munchin your grass, fuk it up before it fuks you up.

Larry: Fuk theres a Roo on my lawn.
Roo: Fuk cunt, I will fuk youy up.

by MINI RANGA JESUS May 30, 2019

Jerra

The fucken greatest place on planet earth. There are some fukwits, but the maddest fukkers come from Jerra. If you don't live in Jerra, where do u live? YEA THE JERRA!

Bruh 1: Bro you know that sick cunt?
Bruh 2: Yea, he obviously lives in Jerra.
Bruh 1: Fuk! wish I lived there.

by MINI RANGA JESUS May 29, 2019

VB

The fucken water of Australia.

Larry: Fuk, chasing these fukin roo cunts is fukin tiring. Better crack a fukin VB.
Roo: Fuuuuuk

by MINI RANGA JESUS May 29, 2019

Straya

The fukin shit cunt. Were you live if you ride a fukin Roo to school and drink fukin VB 24/7. If you don't live in Straya ur a fuk cunt.

Larry: I live in Straya, the fukin greatest nation on planet Earth.
Steve: Oh, I live in Australi...
Larry: Shut the fuk up Steve you fuk cunt, GTFO of this fukin nation you discrase.

by MINI RANGA JESUS May 31, 2019