34 definitions by MF

rug

The fake hair-piece that an old, bald individual would wear.

"His rug few off in the windstorm." What a gay definition, wtf u look this up for you stupid shit?!

by MF September 4, 2002

Sexual relations instigated by a nerd or geek seeking to appear learned.

Nerd: "Hey beautiful, how about my go back to parent's basement and concatenate?"
Woman: "No."

by MF January 8, 2004

To eat poopy underwear while sucking a dick when yur having a heartattack so much that causes yur cum to go in yur brain and kill you.

by MF February 3, 2005

To stomp on someones head. (specially when they are biting the gutter)

Im going to rompa stompa you homeboyjoe you gook faggot

by MF March 15, 2004

v 1. to vomit.

"I drank so much I thought I was going to blow chunks."

by MF September 6, 2002

OMFG!!11 an ftp full of tentiprawn! lucky!!

by MF April 13, 2004

n 1. a great quantity. Generally accepted to exceed a butt-load.

"I just ate an ass-load of tacos!"

by MF September 6, 2002