ME's definitions

Penile Dementia

A psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:

1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face

In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"

Man 1:Im sorry, what were we talking about? That blond chick that just walked by..

Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!

Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!

by Me February 26, 2003

spoon

an idiot,a loser
jimmy made it up at school

If you dive in the shallow end of a pool, your'e a spoon!
or "dont dive into shallow water you spoon"

by Me January 13, 2005

heavy straight

really cool, awesome.

"That movie was heavy straight dude!!"

by Me May 17, 2004

Chat drama

when you go into a chat room and start cursing out your friends who are supposedly sleeping with your boyfriend or saying something about you behind your back

I heard you were sleeping with *name here*. He's mine you backstabbing bitch!!

I heard you were saying things about me *name of accused here*

by Me November 21, 2004

Gun Kata

Throught analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights.The cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element.The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon.each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone.Inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents.While keeping the defendant clear of the statistical traditional trajectories of return fire.By the masters of this art your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%.The difference of a 63% increased lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.

The guns becomes part of the body

by Me February 16, 2004

Radagast

a dude from The Lord of the Rings book series that likes animals, also called Radagast the Brown

Radagst is such a stupid bird lover

by me January 21, 2005

bubb rubb

The dude who goes woooooooo woooooooo while detaling buses for Wheels in Cali.

Bubb Rubb works for Wheels bus company in Liverhell.........

by me July 26, 2003