ME's definitions

split ya wig

v. To cause someone grievous cranial harm

"Yo that foo be stuntin on dis block...Im'onna grip my steel and SPLIT that homie's wig"

by me April 3, 2004

Brookfield

the most friggin boring town in connecticut. way 2 many families with a stick up their ass.u feel like ur in leave it to bever world.

hey? wanna go out 2nite? well wat do u want to do? we can go to the mall, movies or friggin bowling? nahh we did all those last week. Lets get drunk instead!! ok!!
---damn brookfield is sooo gay---

by me November 15, 2003

Smacktard

1. An idiot, online or offline. The kind of person with such high hopes for the future you wouldn't be suprised seeing them smacking a retard on the street one day.
2. Someone who actually goes around smacking retards.

The smacktard team shot me in the head spamming the phrase "I pwned j00!!!111"

Three smacktards were arrested for assault.

by Me July 6, 2003

Parrot

Placing your penis on another person's shoulder, resembling a pirate's bird.

"Dude, I can't believe you just parroted me."

by Me February 18, 2004

scrump

To steal apples

Lets go a'scrumpin!

by me February 1, 2003

you swear

you mean thats happening

"I just got some"
"You swear, got some"

by me August 8, 2004

sock puppet

a dildo that is kept in a sock inbetween uses

Jane took out her sock puppet and used it to pleasure herself in ways her boyfriend's cock cant

by me February 7, 2005