Blond

1. The way "dumb blondes" spell blonde.
2. The way dumbasses that think all blondes are dumb spell blonde.
3. Rubio/a in Spanish.

Note: I'm not biased against Blondes. I am one myself.

Kathy has blonde moments but has nearly black hair.
I am a blonde but she has so many blonde moments it's not funny.

by Me December 17, 2004

pucker factor

The pucker factor was so high you couldn't pull a straight pin out of his ass with a bulldozer.

by Me September 06, 2003

the wheel

The women that cylce through your head when you masturbate.

Man, that chick is hot. She's going on my wheel.

by Me December 19, 2004

mk

Shortened version of umkay, which is slang for okay.

im going clubbin' tonite.
mk, can i come?

by ME December 23, 2003

Jackass

1. A donkey
2. My boss (or your boss)

My boss sucks and yours probably does too.

by Me September 29, 2003

snitch

Someone whos death is caused by baseball bat to the back of the head...after I find the MOTHER F***ER WHO SNITCHED ON ME AND GOT ME THROWN IN JAIL!!!!

"Hey, I forgot to mention, but I was the one that called the cops on you that night, I uh hope your not mad." "O no I'm not mad, I've gotten over it, here, lets shake hands and be fri-<BOOM> <CRACK> <SMASH> <WA-POW> <THUD>......... bitch.

by ME April 19, 2005

Chigoon

n 1: an awkward stupid or oafish child 2: an aggressive child criminal

You're such a chigoon!

by me April 10, 2004