ME's definitions

put your name on the doted line

to get get married to someone

i wanna put my name on the doted line

by me February 26, 2005

token black guy

First person to die in every movie, usually in the first 5 minutes

Jefferson is dead!

by Me February 20, 2003

poop snout

a brown noser, one who sucks up

I hate the way Kim sucks up to the boss...she's such a poop snout!

by Me September 13, 2003

Ill Mitched

to misuse words in flagrantly bad usage

"My board is fast and danger."

by me March 13, 2003

Switzerland

A country of yodelling mountain goat herders and hot blondes named Heidi.

A country in Europe that never chooses sides in wars.

Switzerland makes good hot chocolate.

by Me August 16, 2003

56k

something poor people use to connect to the interweb. It's slow as shit and uses a phone modem. It forces you to do this strange "dialing up" thing before you get on.

I have 56k. I am on welfare. I use AOL.

by me March 18, 2003

sweetness

Someone who is really sweet like from Napolean Dynomite!!

HEY! you are pretty SWEET! Want me to be your SWEETNESS!

by ME May 13, 2005