769 definitions by ME

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A county in England that is full of patriotic wankers who think Cornwall should be its own country. Renowned for beating up tourists and stupid accents.
Oh no, I stepped in Cornwall, that will take weeks to clean off!
by Me February 10, 2005

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A type of art that appeals to the bored, perverts of late night television. It is viewed by only the most clever, artistic perverts, with very vivid imaginations. It is viewed by the few that are too cheap to buy it on pay-per-view or those whom are too embarassed to rent it from the movie store. While admiring this furry art, one might pick out a round object that MIGHT be a boob or two objects that MIGHT be having sex. However, this is not for the weak of heart, because one never knows what to expect while viewing it. Sometimes, when the artist has gotten lucky, it is hardcore blurry porno on channel 92, and when the artist has messed up, it is a hardcore, blurry mexican church service. However, on the good days when the artist has found a good art piece, it can be one of the best 30 seconds of that artist's life. Jill is usually involved.
Watch the sock scene from American Pie.
by ME July 04, 2005

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A state of the art defense system where any one that is doing something deemed inappropriate by the system is immediately confronted by a large, harry, big-foot like beast with a large belt hanging over his shoulder, and instantly snapped in half like a pretzel.
Luke! You wern't supposed to touch that painting.... its gunna unleash the the... AAAAAHHHHHH <Snap> <Chewbacca celebrates>
by ME April 19, 2005

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When two people, usually opposite sex, get close to eachother and giggle and laugh... ect.
those people on the bus snuggled right in front of us!
by me March 31, 2003

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The greatest actor of all time. Famous for his role in Star Trek: The Next Generation
"Number one, set phasers to sexy!"
by Me March 05, 2004

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762
duh u tards^^^. its laugh out loud online. its dumb but holy crap u ppl are dumb, w00t !
me:i killed ur mom
nerd loser:lolol
by me March 22, 2005

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clothing line designed by billy martin.....<3<3 i love him
wow, that level 27 shirt you are wearing is really cool. Didn't billy martin design that? hes soooo talented!
by me May 27, 2003

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