2 definitions by MADAOXCHAN
during rear-entry coitus (doggy-style)--most typically unprotected intercourse where the receiving party (the "catcher") has either inferred or implicitly stated that the "preacher" refrains from filling him/her with their "holy water", the person doing the penetration, upon reaching an orgasm shouts:
"SHAZAM! YOU'VE-UH BEEN-UH HEALED MY CHILD!"
note: emphasis should be placed on the usage of a southern accent and a quick (but hard) push onto the head of the "church goer" upon yelling "Shazam!"
variants include: "going televaginalist" , "pulling a preacher", "going preacher" or "baptist"
"SHAZAM! YOU'VE-UH BEEN-UH HEALED MY CHILD!"
note: emphasis should be placed on the usage of a southern accent and a quick (but hard) push onto the head of the "church goer" upon yelling "Shazam!"
variants include: "going televaginalist" , "pulling a preacher", "going preacher" or "baptist"
Preacher: "dude, me and Sharon were screwing last night and I so pulled a Preacher-Man on her...she got so pissed because she told me she wasn't on the pill anymore"
"so, I heard you screwed Sharon, as soon as you two got back together...(?)"
Preacher: "Yeah, man, I so went televaginalist on that @$$"
"Oh, word?"
Preacher: "totally...she still has a sore neck. I think I gave her whiplash...but luckily she isn't mad at me anymore."
"so, I heard you screwed Sharon, as soon as you two got back together...(?)"
Preacher: "Yeah, man, I so went televaginalist on that @$$"
"Oh, word?"
Preacher: "totally...she still has a sore neck. I think I gave her whiplash...but luckily she isn't mad at me anymore."
by MADAOXCHAN July 18, 2009
1. Portmanteau of "brutal" and "beautiful".
2. When something is so sardonically beautiful and/or has a dark or morbid appeal meshed with sheer "purdiness", tact and/or skillfulness it can only be described thusly.
2. When something is so sardonically beautiful and/or has a dark or morbid appeal meshed with sheer "purdiness", tact and/or skillfulness it can only be described thusly.
ex.1: dude...that song "Mordecai" by Between The Buried and Me is so breautiful...but I think the same about "Selkies: The Endless Obsession" and hell, all of their stuff is breautiful so I can't choose a favorite song of theirs.
ex.2: "Have you seen any of the Saw movies?"
"Yeah, I love them! The philosophy and motivation of Jigsaw and his puzzles...its so breautiful."
ex.3: I'd have to say my favorite classic expressonist painting of all time would be Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ...its extremely breautiful.
ex.2: "Have you seen any of the Saw movies?"
"Yeah, I love them! The philosophy and motivation of Jigsaw and his puzzles...its so breautiful."
ex.3: I'd have to say my favorite classic expressonist painting of all time would be Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ...its extremely breautiful.
by MADAOXCHAN July 23, 2009