22 definitions by M&M

cock block

to keep a brother from getting laid with your pressence

johns little brother cock blocked him by not leaving the room.

by M&M October 23, 2003

pocket fucker

someone who engages in the act of pocket fucking. pocket fucking occurs when two individuals forcefully insert their hands into each others front pockets.

you're such a pocket fucker!
ooh pocket fuck me.

by M&M January 26, 2005

son't

to be used when you're laughing so hard you mean to type "don't", but you use the key to the direct left of the first letter and hit enter before you realize this mistake.

:lol: son't you wish you had a video camera for stuff like that?

by M&M October 19, 2004

It's Off the Hizzel fo' Shizzel my nizzel

It's off the hook for sure my nigga

by M&M May 8, 2003

grandma glasses

Put your dick into mouth and hang your balls onto ears of your lover.

Grandma found her glasses and she is happy.

by M&M September 4, 2003

rapscallion

dirty, ass stankin' feet, with really long, fugal, curling toenails.

Dude, booter has some serious rapscallions peakin out from under that blanket.

by M&M October 15, 2003

rock

to have sex with; screw, f*ck

chicken head's gettin rocked 2nite

by M&M May 8, 2003