Lynch/Fellini's definitions

Nolanite

A rabid Christopher Nolan fan who is unable to listen to genuine criticisms of his work or comprehend that there are people who dislike his work. Rabid Nolanites will often respond to dissenting opinions with threats of violence. The most famous example of this is when a group of Nolanites sent death threats to the film critics Christie Lemire and Marshall Fine for their negative reviews of The Dark Knight Rises.

Critic: Memento was an empty void without anything of value to say.
Fan: Get your head examined because something is wrong with you. Nolan is above you!
Critic: Wow! What a Nolanite!

by Lynch/Fellini September 28, 2020

Lav Diaz

A Filipino filmmaker who works within the Slow Cinema genre and is notorious for directing black and white films which have (on average) 6 hour long runtimes usually shot on consumer digital cameras. Many of his films deal with the subject of fascism and martial law and are typically set in rural environments. He is both feared and revered by cinephiles.

If only I had the time to watch a Lav Diaz films, they're just too long!

by Lynch/Fellini February 10, 2023

J.D. Vance

The couch humper who Donald Trump selected to be his running mate in the 2024 election.

Did you see the mascara running down the face of that couch humper J.D. Vance?

by Lynch/Fellini August 9, 2024

Rave Dubin

A mocking nickname for Dave Rubin, a snowflake puppet for far right wing corporations who once claimed he was liberal.

So should we talk about Rave Dubin and how he got upset over the criticisms we made about him?

by Lynch/Fellini September 28, 2020

Kevin Sorbo

A hasbeen television actor who now spends his time starring in fundamentalist Christian propaganda movies (like God's Not Dead and Let There Be Light) and spewing anti-Semitic nonsense on various far right wing outlets. He is also known for being borderline illiterate, as he famously once read screen direction as dialogue - causing a hilarious meme to be born.

If you think Mel Gibson is anti-Semitic, you clearly haven't heard of Kevin Sorbo!

by Lynch/Fellini July 21, 2021

Eternal Undying Love

A novel written by known internet scam artist, Brett Keane. It is filled to the brim with grammatical and spelling errors and notorious for its incoherent plot and overabundance of characters, many of whom have bizarre and lazily crafted names like "Josabeph" and "Detective Reznor".

"Hey did you read the Manatee's book? He calls NAMBLA MABLA at one point"
"You mean Eternal Undying Love? I couldn't get past the first page, it was too incoherent to read."

by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023

The Glenn Beck Defense

A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.

"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"

by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023