Lynch/Fellini's definitions

Nolanite

A rabid Christopher Nolan fan who is unable to listen to genuine criticisms of his work or comprehend that there are people who dislike his work. Rabid Nolanites will often respond to dissenting opinions with threats of violence. The most famous example of this is when a group of Nolanites sent death threats to the film critics Christie Lemire and Marshall Fine for their negative reviews of The Dark Knight Rises.

Critic: Memento was an empty void without anything of value to say.
Fan: Get your head examined because something is wrong with you. Nolan is above you!
Critic: Wow! What a Nolanite!

by Lynch/Fellini September 28, 2020

Rave Dubin

A mocking nickname for Dave Rubin, a snowflake puppet for far right wing corporations who once claimed he was liberal.

So should we talk about Rave Dubin and how he got upset over the criticisms we made about him?

by Lynch/Fellini September 28, 2020

Lav Diaz

A Filipino filmmaker who works within the Slow Cinema genre and is notorious for directing black and white films which have (on average) 6 hour long runtimes usually shot on consumer digital cameras. Many of his films deal with the subject of fascism and martial law and are typically set in rural environments. He is both feared and revered by cinephiles.

If only I had the time to watch a Lav Diaz films, they're just too long!

by Lynch/Fellini February 10, 2023

Michael Biehn

A genre actor known for his collaborations with James Cameron and for frequently playing characters who die on screen.

Michael Biehn is an underrated actor- I wish more filmmakers would cast him!

by Lynch/Fellini July 16, 2021

Eric Roberts

A god amongst men. An actor who doesn’t know how to say NO to films, causing him to be the most prolific actor of the modern era and best known for his roles as The Master on Doctor Who and as the voice of a cat in some softcore gay porno. He’s also the stoner brother of Julia Roberts and Emma Roberts’s dad.

“I’m goddamn serious! Eric Roberts is the fucking man!” - Mickey Rourke

by Lynch/Fellini July 16, 2021

Kevin Sorbo

A hasbeen television actor who now spends his time starring in fundamentalist Christian propaganda movies (like God's Not Dead and Let There Be Light) and spewing anti-Semitic nonsense on various far right wing outlets. He is also known for being borderline illiterate, as he famously once read screen direction as dialogue - causing a hilarious meme to be born.

If you think Mel Gibson is anti-Semitic, you clearly haven't heard of Kevin Sorbo!

by Lynch/Fellini July 21, 2021

Steven Crowder

A popular far right wing grifter and casual racist, anti-Semite, xenophobic, homophobic, and transphobic political commentator. He's known for being a douche bag frat bro who wears a gun holster at all times as a means to project fake machismo. He claims to be a great debater, but only debates people who he already knows agree with him and college students who are not used to publicly debating. When confronted by someone who actually knows how to debate (namely Sam Seder), he runs away like the little wimp that he actually is.

Sam Seder: Hi Steven, I'm here to debate you!
Steven Crowder: Oh no Sam Seder's here! What a fucking nightmare!

by Lynch/Fellini July 21, 2021