Luke's definitions

rhyming slang

Generally rhyming slang is a load of old bollocks. In the words of terry pratchett "it is made up to annoy strangers, which is the case with most slangs"

Whoa rhyming slang makes no sense!
prunes (syrup of)=wig
apples and pears=stairs
rubbity-dub=pub
busy bee=general theory of relativity

by Luke September 23, 2005

turtle victim

One who is turtle'd unwillingly possibly by a turtle-ist

Last night James became a turtle victim at the hands of the Manchester Turtle-ist

by Luke May 27, 2006

bacon rozzer

is a type of crisp such as the well known and widely oved razzels. Have a bacon appearence and taste and are made to look like bacon

pass us the bacon rozzers

by luke May 4, 2004

sutterface

a term used to describe an idiot or someone unaware of what is going on; one who often lacks commen sense in regard to slang terms and/or sexual knowledge

could also be used to describe someone who acts much younger than they really are

dont be such a sutterface

you get on my nerves sutterface

figure it out sutterface

by luke December 22, 2003

Emocore

all along the lines of Emo, but more emotionally charged music then emotionally charged lyrics. This means, their are often heavy guitars and the occasional screaming.

also known as Emo-Screamo

Funeral for A Friend

by Luke June 15, 2004

cherry danish

the result of one cumming all over a woman's face and punching her in the nose

After two hours of receiving head, the cherry danish I gave her reminded me that I had not yet had lunch.

by luke May 8, 2005

spide

"It is advisable to avoid spides as they can get quite aggressive when confronted with reason. " never have truer words been spoken. what they also should have said is "millies fuck anything with a pulse and an adidas watch".

millies are the female spide. spides are like the chavs in Northern ireland. utterly pathetic, travelling in large groups to make sure they dont get "bate" usually living life on the dole, and the worst part, picking fights with random people for no other reason than you are there. Racist,sectarian,pathetic... the scum of the Earth and the bottom of the barrel in the evolutionary ladder.

spides make sure they say "fock" and "leek" in every sentence.

by Luke March 8, 2005