Luke's definitions

abstinized

one who dries out due to lack of sex, usually resulting from an insanely lame strategy of courtship.

"hey man, let me tell you, after i broke up with that !@#$(*^)!! fucking tab whore, i became abstinized."

by Luke April 13, 2005

Scrumples

The process of Lower Garments becoming scruched and uncomfortable

i gotta pick the scrumples from my boxers again

by Luke October 4, 2004

turtle

1. A shelled reptile similar to a tortoise
2. To sodomise any person/thing of same or opposite gender

(past tense turtled)

Damn my ass kills, i passed out in an alley and got turtled by a tramp, i'm such a turtle victim

by Luke May 27, 2006

coochie spray

Coochie Spray is most known as bad smelling calogne used for the freshening up the the vaginal area...

Kami...why do you smell like sick as coochie spray?!? Oh wait...you're poor...I forgot...

Her everyone...smell Kami...it smells like coochie...EWWW!!

by Luke June 7, 2004

sumil

great. it could have come from an indian background. it mite hav been a name. see cool and wicked.
wicked

this is so sumil.
that car is so sumil.
that geek is so NOT sumil

by luke January 5, 2005

jelly baby

1. An English sweet.
2. The only known fear common to all Daleks

Doctor: "Jelly Baby?"

by Luke August 7, 2003

amersham

The sneeze that tickles but never comes, according to "The Meaning of Liff". So called because at this North London station the rails rattle but the train never comes.

"Ah...! Ah...! Oh it's gone"
"An Amersham?"

by Luke October 10, 2003