Luke's definitions

jelly baby

1. An English sweet.
2. The only known fear common to all Daleks

Doctor: "Jelly Baby?"

by Luke August 7, 2003

amersham

The sneeze that tickles but never comes, according to "The Meaning of Liff". So called because at this North London station the rails rattle but the train never comes.

"Ah...! Ah...! Oh it's gone"
"An Amersham?"

by Luke October 10, 2003

The Bartoe

The act of fucking enormous hidious looking girls either in the butt or in their smelly pink taco stands, thereafter giving them the play action fake.

While listening to his will smith cd, MIKE FORD walked in on his roomate giving the bartoe. He immedialy left the room with a smile on his face and a buldge in his pants. SICK FUCK!!!!!

by luke February 16, 2005

invertimagate

To invertimagate; a typo for Investigate

========== says:
time to invertimagate
========== says:
investigate
########## says:
XD invertimagate?!

Typo'd

by Luke January 31, 2005

raffle

The area on a human male just above the genitals, usually habitat of pubic hair. Used when having sexual intercourse

"I like 'em big and thick, with a nice big fat ass, y'know what I'm saying? That way you get that padded effect - when your raffle bangs against 'em."

by Luke February 22, 2004

Heds

Hostile youths, gang members.

"Let's go down grove bruv."
"Nah, there's bare heds, well get jacked."

by Luke November 12, 2004

schplorking

the act of throwing up on your girlfriend during intercourse.

I'm so sorry that I'm schplorking on our aniversary; I shouldn't have started thinking about your mother.

by Luke January 12, 2005