Luke's definitions

domepiece

Could be used also as a verb; to devour quickly.

1) "So after I domepieced that corn whisky, I pulled a Ron Burgundy and ate the cat poo?"
2) "Dude, I have never seen anyone domepiece a fat chicks vag-cheese like you.!"

by Luke March 3, 2005

abstinized

one who dries out due to lack of sex, usually resulting from an insanely lame strategy of courtship.

"hey man, let me tell you, after i broke up with that !@#$(*^)!! fucking tab whore, i became abstinized."

by Luke April 13, 2005

cherry danish

the result of one cumming all over a woman's face and punching her in the nose

After two hours of receiving head, the cherry danish I gave her reminded me that I had not yet had lunch.

by luke May 8, 2005

sloth

One who loves small boys, especially those at the age of 12.

"Man that sloth sure spends a lot of time volunteering at the daycare."

by Luke January 4, 2005

yand

yea...and?
(ok, whatever)

mr B: your wearing a blue t-shirt!
me: Y'AND?........

by luke December 8, 2003

amersham

The sneeze that tickles but never comes, according to "The Meaning of Liff". So called because at this North London station the rails rattle but the train never comes.

"Ah...! Ah...! Oh it's gone"
"An Amersham?"

by Luke October 10, 2003

jelly baby

1. An English sweet.
2. The only known fear common to all Daleks

Doctor: "Jelly Baby?"

by Luke August 7, 2003