172 definitions by LudwigVan

Yiddish for "oh woe", a Jewish expression often of frustration, but also of excitement.
Oy vey, it's Friday.
by LudwigVan November 10, 2003
1) To assault someone unexpectedly.
2) What happens to you when you lose your job and some of your Constitutional freedoms thanks to a decision of the Bush Administration and the GOP-led Congress and Supreme Court.
Lost my job today cuz they're outsourcing, and I got arrested for being a Democrat. I'm on welfare now. Aw shit! no more welfare, they cut me off on that too.
by LudwigVan March 05, 2004
A breed of lap dog, originating in Tibet, with long, thick fur, short legs and nose, and curly tail.
How far she has gone, from the loud company of four sons, to the lonely bark of the shih tzu that remains the old woman's companion.
by LudwigVan November 10, 2003
An act of sexual stimulation involving insertion of two fingers in the vagina and the thumb into the anus.
He performed a bowling ball on her while she went down on him.
by LudwigVan March 06, 2004
An adherent of a religion (especially Protestant Christianity but can also be Catholicism, Mormonism, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism or other faith), characterized by a rigid orthodoxy, a belief in absolute inerrancy and infallibility of a religion's scripture, founder, or primitive organization, a reactionary stance in social and political matters as well as religious, and usually rejection of modern scholarship and scientific question of relgious myth and doctrine: also fundamentalism.
Fundamentalists dominate newer, smaller and more radical Christian denominations, especially Pentecostal and independent Baptist, but have had limited success in mainline Protestant bodies, except for the Southern Baptist Convention.
by LudwigVan November 10, 2003
The jingle used in Meow Mix commercials, sung by a cat. One of the greatest songs ever written, a favorite of Homer Simpson.
Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow,
Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow,
Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow,
Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow....
by LudwigVan October 01, 2004
1) A person of exceptional intellect and creativity. 2) A person with an IQ score of at least 140. 3) A special talent or skill, or someone with such an ability. 4) In Roman mythology, a spiritual being or tutelary deity that can have a strong influence over others, much like the jinni in Islamic folklore.
Maybe George W. Bush is secretly a genius, but he's only pretending to be an idiot.
by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

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