172 definitions by LudwigVan

au naturel

1) In a natural state, pristine, unadulterated.
2) Not wearing clothes, nude.
3) Not wearing makeup, fresh-faced.

Literally, French: "in the natural state."

by LudwigVan April 11, 2005

teez

Arabic for ass, arse, buttocks, anus.

Written as: ØíÙ (view page in Arabic Windows coding).

by LudwigVan December 21, 2003

pull my finger

An ancient trick where one gets someone to pull his finger so he can fart.

Hey boy, pull grandpa's finger!

by LudwigVan December 21, 2003

Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow

The jingle used in Meow Mix commercials, sung by a cat. One of the greatest songs ever written, a favorite of Homer Simpson.

Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow,
Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow,
Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow,
Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow....

by LudwigVan October 1, 2004

biscuit

What the British call a biscuit, the Americans call a cookie.

What the Americans call a biscuit, the British call a scone.

by LudwigVan April 8, 2004

semicolon

The remaining part of a colon (large intestine) after part is removed (usually because of cancers, tumors and cysts).

Well, Grandpa has a semicolon now, so he has to use a colostomy bag.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

trout

The fish that Khaled Mardam-Bey (creator of mIRC) is obviously obsessed with.

/me slaps LudwigVan around with a large trout

by LudwigVan November 12, 2003