3 definitions by Lounging Scientist
Oh man, after working out and getting sweaty my schmegma is really bad. I need to shower immediately.
by Lounging Scientist June 27, 2015
When a man does not shower for a few days (3 or 4 will do), to get nice and raunchy, and then, after reaching primo raunch status, has any girl perform felatio. Usually the schmeg can be smelled from head high, so having her face in your dirty, not washed, raunchy croch won't be a pleasant experience for the senses (at least one of them).
I didn't shower for three days, and so when my girl came over I decided to give her the dirty tackle. She went down on me and I smelled it (schmegma) from up top so I know she definitely did too. However, she didn't seem to mind.
by Lounging Scientist June 27, 2015
Noun.
The act in which a female gets a light bulb shoved into her baby maker by someone else (glass end first), and then that person proceeds to give the daring, brave and very stupid female partner a swift punch to the lower gut, thus popping the light bulb. Named crudely after the flashbangs used by law authority that pop and disoriented with a bright flash of light.
The act in which a female gets a light bulb shoved into her baby maker by someone else (glass end first), and then that person proceeds to give the daring, brave and very stupid female partner a swift punch to the lower gut, thus popping the light bulb. Named crudely after the flashbangs used by law authority that pop and disoriented with a bright flash of light.
by Lounging Scientist June 27, 2015