A Flat Miner

What you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a Mineshaft?
A♭ Minor!
(A Flat Miner)
by LordJenal May 14, 2022
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Secret Sex

When you are in a relationship and have sex with someone other than your partner/spouse. The reason it's secret sex is because if your partner or spouse finds out. YOU! ARE! SCREWED!
Although I'm married, I had secret sex with some French girl last night. Hope my misses doesn't find out!
by LordJenal November 17, 2023
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Nostril Assault

When someone does something that smells bad such fart or have a massive shit so that it stinks really bad and "assaults" said persons nostrils.
Person 1: *farts*
Person 2: Jesus Christ, why would you do that, that's Nostril assault!
by LordJenal March 22, 2024
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Spaz Molloyd

A variation of spazmoid. Essentially a stupid person who has no idea on how to behave or does idiotic or annoying things.
What are you doing that for you Spaz Molloyd!
by LordJenal May 21, 2023
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Fish n' Ships

If Dr Harold Shipman's old surgery in Hyde were to be turned into a chippy. This would be the name.
Let's go to Dr Shipman's old surgery and get some Fish n' Ships.
by LordJenal April 12, 2023
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Verbal Dox

Same as a dox (publishing of personal and confidential information) but done by verbally. It can be done either by shouting, telling people verbally or through a loud speaker or megaphone.
That guy shouted my address out of his window. How dare subject me to a verbal dox!
by LordJenal November 29, 2022
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Belmarsh

A top security prison in London UK which holds some of the worst criminals such as murderers, terrorists, pedophiles, rapists, etc... It is the only British prison to have a prison within a prison (a high security segragation unit). It also holds a man who some believe shouldn't be imprisoned there. Namely Julian Assange. He is currently awaiting extradition to the US, only time will tell what happens.
Protesters want Julian Assange freed from Belmarsh Prison.
by LordJenal July 14, 2022
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