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Belmarsh

A top security prison in London UK which holds some of the worst criminals such as murderers, terrorists, pedophiles, rapists, etc... It is the only British prison to have a prison within a prison (a high security segragation unit). It also holds a man who some believe shouldn't be imprisoned there. Namely Julian Assange. He is currently awaiting extradition to the US, only time will tell what happens.
Protesters want Julian Assange freed from Belmarsh Prison.
by LordJenal July 14, 2022
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Oiseaux

An attractive French girl or woman.

Oiseaux is French for bird and bird is a commonly used slang word for attractive women for in the UK.
Person 1: Oh so you've been away to France?
Person 2: Yeah, it was great!
Person 1: Find a Oiseaux?
Person 2: Nah, sadly not.
by LordJenal May 15, 2022
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Aerial Urbex

Urban exploring using a drone. Urban exploring being exploring abandoned and derelict buildings or other exotic places that the average Joe doesn't see. Aerial urbexers fly their drone over these sites to explore them over the top rather than physically going inside.
I'm going to take my drone to that abandoned church and do an aerial urbex.
by LordJenal August 9, 2022
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Seat Hogging

Something that is done on a public train, bus, tram, etc... It is the act of one person finding two free seats, sitting down on one of the seats and placing their bag on the other seat to try and deter other people from sitting down. It is often seen as quite rude and selfish when people are hogging two seats. The main motive is mainly because some people feel uncomfortable about a stranger sat in a very close proximity to them which is understandable but not much that can be done when busy though, better than people standing up.
How dare that kid place a bag onto that seat when the train is this busy. That's seat hogging for you.
by LordJenal December 6, 2022
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Wank Virgin

Someone who has never masturbated in their life.
Person 1: Bet you haven't got a girl yet.
Person 2: What do you know about it?
Person 1: You look like a virgin.
Person 2: And not only do you look like a virgin you like a wank virgin too so STFU!
by LordJenal May 18, 2022
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Pregnant Man

Stop drinking so much beer you pregnant man!
by LordJenal May 20, 2022
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Self Sex

What sad virgins who don't have a relationship, life or job do with the time they are pissing away. Usually they do it whilst watching porn.
Too busy having self sex there mate?
by LordJenal August 28, 2022
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