LordJenal's definitions

Female Paedophile

Figure it out yourself.

You should be able to figure out what a female paedophile is yourself. You've got Google (if you are reading this) and common knowledge. Figure it out yourself.

by LordJenal September 28, 2022

Wakefield Prison

A maximum security prison sometimes referred to as "Monster Mansion." Holds some extremely sick bastards such as Mark Bridger, Robert Maudsley, Thomas Hughes and in the past Dr Harold Shipman and Levi Bellfield. Most of which are serving life long and all are serving lengthy sentences. Why? Let's not even go there, the newspapers will have covered it no doubt.

You wouldn't want to get banged up at Wakefield Prison, there are some sick bastards in there!

by LordJenal September 12, 2022

Lancaster

A city in Northern England full of nosy parkers who can't seem to mind their own business. Examples include getting accosted by an angry security guard for flying a drone over the iconic castle for recreational photography. Another example is walking into a public building and standing next to a staff only door. The third example is walking into the local supermarket, clearly grown adult and picking up a tiny energy drink can from the shelf and getting asked for ID to prove you are aged 16 or older before you get chance to blink. Seriously, it's very typical of Lancaster.

Me: *Flies drone of Lancaster Castle*
Security Guard: OY! BRING THAT DOWN NOW OR IT'LL BE SHOT DOWN, THAT'S ILLEGAL IT'S CROWN PROPERTY!

by LordJenal August 28, 2022

Morecambe

A really rotten combination of Lancaster and Blackpool. Lancaster being full of snitchy and whiney chavs who think that they own your life and can tell you how to live and Blackpool being full of filthy crackheads and violent scum who regularly take drugs, live in a dumps and murder each other.

Morecambe, the town where Lancastrian chavs and Blackpudlian crackheads meet.

by LordJenal May 4, 2023

Self Sex

What sad virgins who don't have a relationship, life or job do with the time they are pissing away. Usually they do it whilst watching porn.

Too busy having self sex there mate?

by LordJenal August 28, 2022

Aerial Urbex

Urban exploring using a drone. Urban exploring being exploring abandoned and derelict buildings or other exotic places that the average Joe doesn't see. Aerial urbexers fly their drone over these sites to explore them over the top rather than physically going inside.

I'm going to take my drone to that abandoned church and do an aerial urbex.

by LordJenal August 9, 2022

Seat Hogging

Something that is done on a public train, bus, tram, etc... It is the act of one person finding two free seats, sitting down on one of the seats and placing their bag on the other seat to try and deter other people from sitting down. It is often seen as quite rude and selfish when people are hogging two seats. The main motive is mainly because some people feel uncomfortable about a stranger sat in a very close proximity to them which is understandable but not much that can be done when busy though, better than people standing up.

How dare that kid place a bag onto that seat when the train is this busy. That's seat hogging for you.

by LordJenal December 6, 2022