LordJenal's definitions

Belmarsh

A top security prison in London UK which holds some of the worst criminals such as murderers, terrorists, pedophiles, rapists, etc... It is the only British prison to have a prison within a prison (a high security segragation unit). It also holds a man who some believe shouldn't be imprisoned there. Namely Julian Assange. He is currently awaiting extradition to the US, only time will tell what happens.

Protesters want Julian Assange freed from Belmarsh Prison.

by LordJenal July 14, 2022

w⚓

The letter "w" followed by an⚓symbol (a tool used by sailors). Basically spells out the word wanker but in a far more amusing way.

Person 1: Don't be such a w⚓

by LordJenal August 7, 2022

Vending Machine

The evilest scammer ever. Charges two quid for a bag of Steak McCoys. If you were already having a shit day then a vending machine will make things even worse in the cheekiest fucking way!

I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT AND I FOUND OUT I WASN'T AT THE LAST MOMENT AND TO TOP THINGS OFF THAT FUCKING VENDING MACHINE SCAMMED ME 2 QUID FOR A BAG OF MCCOYS AFTER ALL THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS EVENING. SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!

by LordJenal June 20, 2022

This Year Virgin

Someone who has not had sexual intercourse this year (1st January onwards) but has had sexual intercourse in previous years.

My last heartbreak was last October and since then I've not been with anyone so I'm a this year virgin sadly.

by LordJenal June 25, 2022

Aerial Urbex

Urban exploring using a drone. Urban exploring being exploring abandoned and derelict buildings or other exotic places that the average Joe doesn't see. Aerial urbexers fly their drone over these sites to explore them over the top rather than physically going inside.

I'm going to take my drone to that abandoned church and do an aerial urbex.

by LordJenal August 9, 2022

Camelot Theme Park

A theme park in Chorley, Lancashire that closed down in 2012. It became an abandoned land for many, many years and many urban explorers wandered around the ground "illegally" and would dart from the security that was on the site. It became such a well known and documented site that anyone who posted information about it amongst the urban exploring community would be mocked and laughed at due to the repetition it caused. As of 2022 it is now a drive in cinema horror movie set. Definitely should get yourself out there if you get the chance.

Urban explorer: Camelot Theme Park - Report 2022
Other explorers: OH NO! NOT CAMELTOE AGAIN! NO!

by LordJenal August 20, 2022

Wank Holiday

To bunk of work unauthorised so that you can lie in bed all day jerking off to Anime porn.

Employee: Good day
Boss: Oy, I know you had a wank holiday yesterday!

by LordJenal August 28, 2022