LordJenal's definitions

Pregnant Man

A man who has drank too much beer.

Stop drinking so much beer you pregnant man!

by LordJenal May 20, 2022

Aerial Urbex

Urban exploring using a drone. Urban exploring being exploring abandoned and derelict buildings or other exotic places that the average Joe doesn't see. Aerial urbexers fly their drone over these sites to explore them over the top rather than physically going inside.

I'm going to take my drone to that abandoned church and do an aerial urbex.

by LordJenal August 9, 2022

Self Sex

What sad virgins who don't have a relationship, life or job do with the time they are pissing away. Usually they do it whilst watching porn.

Too busy having self sex there mate?

by LordJenal August 28, 2022

Charlotte Hinchcliffe

Named after the character from The Inbetweeners who lured Will in and inevitably broke his heart. A name given to a woman or girl who is really attractive or fit and lures you in, only to end up breaking your heart by either cheating, dumping you abruptly or any other trick she has up here sleeve. A Charlotte Hinchcliffe is a slag and is a sex trap. She will break your heart! Be warned blokes!

Your ex got in bed with a rich guy? Wow, what a true Charlotte Hinchcliffe she is!

by LordJenal May 10, 2023

Jaywick

A village in Essex, UK that is famous for being the biggest dump in the entire country. The place is full of crackheads that live in abandoned sheds that look like they are being held up by tent poles and pritt stick. The place has lots of old crap just littered in backyards and has abandoned rusty cars from the 1980s as well as all sorts of ancient mouldy furniture just dumped outside peoples homes. The place literally looks like a slum. Half the buildings are abandoned and are all boarded up and have a rotten roof.

Don't visit Jaywick in Essex it's 100% a dump!

by LordJenal March 30, 2022

Belmarsh

A top security prison in London UK which holds some of the worst criminals such as murderers, terrorists, pedophiles, rapists, etc... It is the only British prison to have a prison within a prison (a high security segragation unit). It also holds a man who some believe shouldn't be imprisoned there. Namely Julian Assange. He is currently awaiting extradition to the US, only time will tell what happens.

Protesters want Julian Assange freed from Belmarsh Prison.

by LordJenal July 14, 2022

Snowflakism

The act of behaving in a manner that would make you regarded as a snowflake. Namely the act of behaving in a manner that would be deemed over sensitive or easily hurt by trivial statements or actions that has come from another.

That guy over there got really upset when I called him a silly billy. Shouldn't do that, that is snowflakism.

by LordJenal April 29, 2023