47 definitions by LordJenal
A place where retards come from and reside and any retards who no longer reside. If you behave like a dimwit then you should consider taking a one way trip to Retardandia.
Person 1: *Does something stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck are you doing? Go back to Retardandia, idiot!
Person 2: What the fuck are you doing? Go back to Retardandia, idiot!
by LordJenal June 19, 2023
by LordJenal December 10, 2022
A phrase that children use to beg their parents for treats such as sweets (candy) or crisps (chips). Is essentially another term for a sugar craving or craving for a certain treat food. Someone who is hungry treat will refuse all savory foods and will insist that they are only hungry for treat foods.
Kid: Mum, I'm hungry.
Mum: Here have this banana.
Kid: No I can't I'm hungry treat, I can't eat a banana it has to be a treat!
Mum: Here have this banana.
Kid: No I can't I'm hungry treat, I can't eat a banana it has to be a treat!
by LordJenal December 15, 2021
A posh way for schools to thank leaving Year 11 pupils for not being a dickhead on the last day of school.
You got invited to your school prom? Well done, congratulations for not pressing the fire alarm or lighting fireworks in your English classroom on the last day!
by LordJenal June 6, 2023
Person 1: Bet you haven't got a girl yet.
Person 2: What do you know about it?
Person 1: You look like a virgin.
Person 2: And not only do you look like a virgin you like a wank virgin too so STFU!
Person 2: What do you know about it?
Person 1: You look like a virgin.
Person 2: And not only do you look like a virgin you like a wank virgin too so STFU!
by LordJenal May 18, 2022
Named after the character from The Inbetweeners who lured Will in and inevitably broke his heart. A name given to a woman or girl who is really attractive or fit and lures you in, only to end up breaking your heart by either cheating, dumping you abruptly or any other trick she has up here sleeve. A Charlotte Hinchcliffe is a slag and is a sex trap. She will break your heart! Be warned blokes!
by LordJenal May 11, 2023
An idiotic, comtemptable, ignorant, dumb or selfish person who has no knowledge of how society works.
Vladimir Putin is a grade a* nutcracker!
by LordJenal July 7, 2022