5 definitions by LordHookie

Posting incessantly large amounts of overly political and usually uneducated messages online, almost always unprovoked.

Contrary to popular belief, NOT related to actually taking any useful action in the world.
Person 1: "Guns are literally the only thing in human history that's been used to cause harm to another human."
Person 2: "Please just stop talking"
Person 1: "How DARE you? MY ACTIVISM IS IMPORTANT TO THE WORLD."
by LordHookie April 13, 2022
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1 : an unfair, unjust or bunk trial (usually by those who believe that kyle rittenhouse was guilty)

2 : a trial which is heavily misrepresented in reporting and media circuits.
"Yeah, Person 1's trial is a total rittenhouse situation."

"This trial is another rittenhouse... nobody knows what they're talking about when they comment on it!"
by LordHookie April 29, 2022
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Something that's always just around the corner, depending on who you're listening to.
Person 2: "Looks like Person 1 was given the day off."
Person 3: "Christ.. if PRESIDENT HERE keeps this up, we'll be on the verge of Nuclear War any day now!"
by LordHookie April 13, 2022
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When somebody who's on MY side shoots someone, but not when it's somebody on YOUR side!
Person 1 : "Yeah, Person 4 shot Person 56 in self defense because he came at Person 4 with a knife."
Person 2 : "Oh, shame. I hope he's okay."
Person 1 : "Oh yeah, Person 5 shot Person 78 because he did the same thing."
Person 2: "Person 5? Isn't he one of those OdD nUmBeR people? Crazy how murderers get away with anything in this country.."
Person 1: "What"
by LordHookie April 29, 2022
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Used primarily to mean being aware of issues in a community (real or imagined). Frequently seen in conspiracy and political communities in reference to things perceived as less than obvious or 'under the surface'.

Also used (usually by conservative sources) to refer to undefined subsets of what is viewed as 'progressive idealogy' by the speaker.
Person 1: "It's fucked up how people think the earth is round still.."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Oh, right. I forgot that not everyone is Woke to the hexagonal earth."

Person 1: "Yeah, that new comic had a bunch of non-binary characters just kind of forced in."
Person 2: "Wow, everything has to be woke nowadays."
by LordHookie April 13, 2022
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