2 definitions by LordFartingtonTheThird

Crispy Nibbles

Performing cunnlingus on a burn victim

Man 1: Dude, sorry to hear about your girl getting caught in that house fire.
Man 2: Yeah, I'm gonna visit her in the hospital for some crispy nibbles to make her feel better.

by LordFartingtonTheThird September 25, 2016

safety shit

The shit you take before going out on a date where you expect to get laid so as not to poop in your date's bathroom.

Man, I took a safety shit before my date with Denise!

by LordFartingtonTheThird January 17, 2016