Possible bumlimic - definite anorexic, a cunt as wide as Texas, racist biggoted bag of fucking bones that should be disposed of in the most entertaining of ways, E.G, a shotgun blast to the face. Whoever remotely likes/idolises this worthless lump of trash should probably line up behind her. A shite actress and singer to boot, the only highlight of her acting career was to see her being impaled by a pole in House of Wax, what a cocking pity it wasn't real. Scientific fact that dog shit posesses a higher IQ.
Paris Hilton: Quite simply the scum of the earth. I hope the fucking silly whore gets her ass killed in jail.
Greasy fucking shit, dubbed "KFC". Commonly mistaken for actual food. The perfect place to catch some salmonella. Tastes like dusty musty shite with some sort of fucking spice, how someone can claim there are 11 is beyond me. Mostly niggers are thought to dine here, but infact pakis have ventured outside the world of cocking curry and into the world of scoffing ex-battery chickens.
At the local KFC:
Coon # 1. "gimme dat chinking yo muvva fuka i cut you for it"
Coon # 2 "yah right nigga dis iz mah chicking"